Rishus רשעות

Rishus = Seven Fat Cow

2006-11-19T12:41:00.000-08:00

Rishus = Seven Fat Cow

"Saturday, April 29, 2006

fuck the charedi liars fucking everything
fuck the charedi liars fucking everything they c and then curse everybody out. his dick flying out of his pants about to poke his hatian girl while hes making a bruche on the snapple rasberry flavored iced tea.

fuck these judgmental asshole chardeim lying and burning down the porn store which only they actually frequent

fuck their dicks up asses in borough park mikvas telling the old man u cant say a pusik tilim in dem mikva

fuck the charedim

my name used to be Rishus

now it’s

-radloh
"

Impure State of Mind

2006-11-16T14:52:00.000-08:00

'Know this day and take it to your hearts that YHVH is ELOHIM in the Heavens Above and in the earth below there is nothing else.' The whole world is full of his glory!' And I shall wipe the spirit of impurity from the face of the earth. On that day YHVH is One and its name is ONE.

If everything is really and truely GOD there how can there be such a thing as impure?

If everything is really God and equally God how can there ever be a revelation of God, since God is already there?

In truth the only thing which is attached to such ideas of 'revelation and concealment' or 'purity and impurity' is our mind and consciousness.

To redeem your mind you must rise above the dualism of purity and impurity - to touch deep within yourself and discover the underlying unity within, that aspect of yorself which is fused and meshed completely with everything else and more.

Breathe in Oneness, breath out duality,
Breathe in Redemption, breathe out exile
Breathe in God, Breathe out God

In truth there is no such thing as impurity - the only impurity is that dualism you hold on to, the exile mindset which you hold dear, impure is the sadness you feel, impure is in you mind - it is not out there. For the whole world is full of His glory! the only impurity is your inability to see it.

Reflections on Yom Kippur

2006-10-23T10:52:00.000-07:00

Out of all the holidays Judaism has to offer it has always puzzled me why people seem to choose to observe Yom Kippur, which is in all honesty the most solemn and serious day of the year.

We ask God to forgive us for things we may have done, we fast, dont wash, dont wear leather shoes, dont have sex, and dont wear perfumes as a form of repentance a way of asking for forgiveness. Dont people know about Simchat Torah or Purim? Why is there this almost Catholic like desire to ask for forgiveness we even beat our hearts, and prostrate ourselves before God. Have we all really been that bad?

Ive been told by some that I shouldnt make people think or question tradition, but then I am reminded of the famous questions of Passover, Ma Nishtana Why is this night different to all other nights? that its part of Traditional Judaism to question to think about what it is your doing, and perhaps even ask why? (the real question is to what extent you allow these questions to alter your actual practice, and that might arguably depend on if youre a pnimi or a chitzon, a real human being or a fake?) And if people are happy with not asking questions, if people are happy swallowing the same stuff every year, then thats great for them, and Id encourage them to continue, and I hope that if you are one of those, then whatever I say or share with you will not have any effect, and that you remain steadfast to whatever it is you believe.

However, how can I continue to offer new insights into Traditional Judaism, if it risks, alienating not only myself but the people who may be influenced by what I write? The answer is simple, we all have to take mature responsibility for our own lives, I dont believe that I or anyone can really influence another person, but rather people want to be, or allow themselves to be influenced, this means that whatever it is that I or anyone says, is only as important as you want it to be, if you feel that it challenges or reaffirms your tradition then thats exactly what it does, not because of the nature of the material itself, but rather, because it is what, you want it to be.

So seen maturely there is no one to blame for whatever issues you might feel this raises, but only deep self reflection, why does this stuff have any effect at all (if it does?) the question seems so much more poignant as we have just come to the end of Yom Kippur, a time set for self reflection, a time to take responsibilities for your OWN actions, a time to maturely analyze who you are and where you want to be going, etc.

So I found myself asking a Passover question on Sunday night the eve of Yom Kippur, why is tonight any different from any other day of the week, its a question I ask myself almost every Friday night ever Saturday afternoon, and almost every religious holiday, fast or festival. Whats the difference? A fast today or have a fancy meal? Does the ground I walk on know theres a difference? Does the air I breathe know that today is different? Does the earth itself recognise that today is any holier than a Tuesday? What is holy? And why do I even care? Do I care? Is there a connection between Passover and Yom Kippur? And Im back to my original question, whats the big deal with Yom Kippur?!

Our God in Heaven!- it seems was mentioned every other verse! But what difference do my or your actions make to a God that is in Heaven? Surely what would be more important would be thinking about how we were to both ourselves and with other people? Surely the Torah is not in heaven? Surely whatever Judaism wants from us, is meant for this earth, for you and me, for an attempt and making Heaven on Earth?

So the Day of Judgement, came and went, are we any different? Do we really have to wait for that once a year to become better human beings? Perhaps if we look a bit deeper into it, we might get a glimpse at an answer, perhaps not THE answer, but one that I will hope make you think a little, perhaps even question how you celebrate this day next year.

Yom Kippur is also called the Sabbath of Sabbaths, it is, believe it or not actually a holiday, if you were to eat, you would have to say Yaley v Yavo and in the Messianic Era, it will actually be a Feast Day! and Not a Fast Day! (which gives a whole new meaning to dropping an E) yet is traditionally understood as being a day of repentance, some commentaries say that the day is so holy that the day itself wipes out all your previous sins and gives you a new slate, that you dont actually have to do anything. It is called the Holiest day of the year, when in ancient times the High Priest/Cohen Gadol would enter the Holy of Holies see and commune with the Divine Presence, and if he would make it out alive, pronounce the unutterable name of God in front of the Jewish people. It is a day when there would be a chance choice between two identical goats a lottery of sorts, to decide which would live and be looked after, and which would be pushed off a cliff and dies a horrific death. This all seems far off and quite a strange Yom Kippur, than the one we celebrate now days.

But with all this talk of repentance and sacrifices have we all forgotten what its all about? We can talk of rituals and ethics all day; we can beat our hearts and starve ourselves, we can go to synagogue and bore ourselves silly, but does that really make you a better person, in your own estimation or in the eyes of your fellow Man or even those of God?

Surely making yourself feel guilty about who you are, your actions, thoughts and what you might have said, is all great and well if youre ever going to really change, but what if you cant? then your change will ultimately only be a superficial thing, the next time someone steps on your toe, or your ego, the difference may only be in the time it takes you to react, (because youve made a resolution to count to ten before reacting) but not in who you really are. You cant change yourself, if you only have the same stuff to work with as you did have before, you can rearrange the pile of stuff, but that doesnt mean that anything has really changed, youve only changed the outer garments of your self, and who you are remains intact. But who really wants to change anyways?

Most people secretly love themselves as they are and wouldnt want to change anything for the world! (The problem is that its a secret, its probably a secret to the person themselves, and they are hiding from this secret, unaware that, if they would only embrace it then, and only then would any real personal growth take place). But still people beat themselves up; punish themselves via either going to synagogue or not going. Oh I should really change. Blarrblarrblarr(Yadda yadda yadda)

I would suggest that there might be something else going on here something much deeper, much more profound something that might actually help you enjoy this day however you choose to celebrate it.

Some of us spend hours in synagogue, praying, repenting etc, to a God that on the whole we know nothing of, and have no experience of. And that in itself is the problem; Yom Kippur just seems to magnify the issue rather than resolving it. The way I see it, the main problem with Judaism today is that it has forgotten all about God! I mean its almost a Four Letter word! (YHVH?!?) even in communities that call themselves religious it seems more about seeming to keep up with the Jones/the Goldbergs. It has more to do with the type of clothes you wear than the kind of person you are. Let alone even dare talk about God! If you dont have the right kind of stuff on, if you beard isnt according to the latest religious trend, then,

Im sorry whatever you say about God is simply wrong! You are just a shnip! What do you know about God? God is in Heaven! We cant know anything about God! Etcetcetc

Yet it is this Empty inheritance that we are supposed to be proud of and to pass on to our children? A hollow bunch of rituals all tied up with, when you are supposed to stand up and sit down, and mumbling a whole lot of words? That most have forgotten the meaning of if they ever knew them to begin with! Doing lots of stuff, that we cant really make sense of

youve just got to do it! Just do it!

and you wonder why religious people dont talk about God, its because people dont care about God, because they dont care about themselves and they dont care about anybody else. God is something abstract, an idea, an ideal, but ultimately is something we dont talk about. It seems the whole practical Judaism is base the verse Shema Yisraelthe Lord our God the Lord is One, and yet no one seems to pay much attention to what that all really means. They would rather spend huge amounts of money of the stuff it says to do afterwardsbecause its probably much easier to buy stuff and do stuff than to seriously think about what it is your doing with your life and the nature of God and reality.

Our God in Heaven- that phrase that seems quite prevalent on Yom Kippur, seem to sum up most of our attitude to God, God is in Heaven, and Thank God! God is not part of our lives, definitely not part of our normal life, and for some not even part of their religious lives, Heaven therefore seems a great place for God. And the feelings attached seem to be and Let Him stay there!

But perhaps there could be another reason why we petition Our God in Heaven on Yom Kippur? Maybe the phrase itself could shed some light, on this? God in Heaven, is probably about the closest phrase traditional Judaism is going to get to the idea of an Ultimate Transcendence and we petition the Ultimate to forgive us? What is that about? Why would a God in Heaven care? Ok, so thats the question. Lets investigate this a little more. The Hebrew word for repentance is Teshuva which could be seen as return to God literally Teshuv-Jah.

Rabbi Tzvi Freeman does a great job in summarizing this whole thing by saying:

Do not repent. Repentance means to stop being bad and to become good. Instead, return. Return to [your or the?] Essential Self This we call Teshuva. (Bringing Heaven down to Earth: 365 meditations from the wisdom of the Rebbe - acts of beauty number 244).

The question really is what does it mean to return to God? To get in touch with God? Firstly we have to ask what is God? And then we might be able to answer a few of the above mentioned questions.

Maimonides proposes that the first mitzvah is, to know that there is a God,

To know there is an original/first Being etc, and all beings/existences etc, do not exist/take up any space, but only from the True Existence.

This could mean to say that every fibre of existence is merely an extension or expression of God, but what is the nature of this existence? As far as I am aware, as the great formulators of Hassidic philosophy have thus far been able to surmise, the world does actually exist, but its existence is not separate from God, moreover, physical existence shares the quality of Being with that of God. God therefore would be an awareness of the Unity of All Existence which also includes something beyond, something transcendent. That experience would not exclude the world and for our discussion, it would primarily include You! So now I hope things are starting to make some sense?

Firstly Our God in Heaven, is not only about the closest phrase traditional Judaism is going to get to the idea of an Ultimate Transcendence but it is a personal experience, Our God and we petition that deepest and unknown part of ourselves to grant us forgiveness. Do you think God has to be asked to forgive us? The reason why people spend so long torturing themselves over Yom Kippur, is because they are trying to convince themselves that they are forgiven, because forgiveness starts within you.

Touching that deepest part of you, that inner peace that awe, will make you whole, it will ignite our lives with a different perspective, to remind us not to be cynical, bitter and jaded, but rather to wonder in its unknown splendor. And it is only if you get in touch with this, will you be able to effect any real change in yourself. Thus if you do the world is a magical place, where almost anything is possible, the famous prayer Hear Oh Israel the Lord our God the Lord is One pretty much spells it out, God is One. So to return to God is really to attempt to get in touch with The Holy One, a sense of Oneness, perhaps a realisation of the Underlying Unity of the Universe. In this light the English word, atonement, can also be seen as At-One-ment, because it is not by petitioning God that we are forgiven but by becoming One with God, that we are selves realize that we are forgiven.

When one lets go of fear, and just relaxes then they can experience a type of inner peace and tranquility that is known as Shabbat, and that is why Teshuva which is primarily what Yom Kippur is about, has the same letters for teshuv also make the Hebrew word Shabbat, and Yom Kippur as mentioned is called the Sabbath of Sabbaths. Our God in Heaven really expresses the quintessential point of the sublime within ourselves, when we release our worldly worries and realise we are not separate from the All of Existence. So getting in touch with God is really getting in touch with ourselves.

Each of us enters our own personal Holy of Holies, we not only can become High Priests, as Maimonides explains not only the tribe of Levi, but each and every individual that gives his spirit etc, this is as holy as the Holy of Holies the place that the High priest stands but the temple is within our selves, we reach out and down into ourselves, to that part of Our God that is really beyond our mundane sins and transgressions, something so beyond that is has nothing to do with and is not at all connected with these issues of sin or bad, and does not consider them bad or as sins.

That part of us that Loves unconditionally, that accepts us for who we are and where we are. Here we commune with Gods Essence, with the Essence of all Existence, that is in effect beyond the definitions of right and wrong of good an evil, so to answer the question, the reason why we ask God in Heaven is particularly because at that level God really doesnt care, about our sins! To call out to God, is really an attempt to call out to that which is within us, that is the True God that can grant us forgiveness, for our sins and will count them as null and void, before Him, and before ourselves. At the end of our lives, and thus every moment of our lives, we are destined to come face to face with the reality of who we really are, the ultimate mirror, that is the King of Kings, the Holy One within ourselves, Our God.

In the future to come the spirit of impurity will be wiped from the face of the earth, and there will be no more sin, Yom Kippur will be a feast, because everyone will realize they have within them a Holy of Holies, that they are High Priests, where every day will be Shabbat, and that they are indeed beyond any issues of sin or transgression, we will be able to commune with God particularly by being in and enjoying the physical world, with a physical meal, perhaps even eating the leviathan and the behemoth.

If we are honest with ourselves, and trust that we are indeed fine as we are, that we as we are, are not only loved and accepted by God and therefore by All Existence, but our very experience of Being is actually an experience of God, then we can release our fears, and when we trust the process of Life then God/Life/Love and all its hidden mysteries will open to us, and we will become High Priests of our own lives, we will forever walk in the Holy of Holies, and our lives will be called a Shabbat, and every meal will be that of the Leviathan and Behemoth.

On Rosh Ha Shanah

2006-09-21T13:29:00.000-07:00

On Rosh Ha Shanah, we (are asked to) make God King, because 'there is no King without a people'..

God is waiting for us to recognise Him, God is so to speak dependant on our service for His own existence. We are not actually celebrating the actual Biblical creation which so to speak happened on Monday? or creation of the ‘Earth’, but rather we celebrate the Sixth day of creation, the crowning glory of creation, the creation/birth of Mankind, the first Adam/(Adama d'Elyona). ~There is a reciprocal relationship between Man and God, the lower man and the supernal Man, both of whom really came into existence on the Sixth day. Not that is to say that both, Man and God did not exist beforehand, but rather, Man's ability to look beyond himself, to look towards the stars, gave 'God' the possibility to exist, that is, within the mind and therefore world of Man.

It is therefore Man who made existence/reality/God real. As the famous Hassidic dictum retorts '..kol l'mila, m'cha!' 'Know that everything above, is from you'.

As the Lubavitcher Rebbe explains 'Everything we imagine of God, is merely our projections onto the Infinite Simplicity that has no form' (Shavuot Melukat 5) So what are we celebrating? the Infinite (God's creation= Man?) the Finite (Man's creation =God?) or perhaps both?

If we were to measure the years from 'creation' till now in days of a thousand years (so to speak God’s perspective), then now would be approximately 12.19pm Friday afternoon, which according to the Medresh is about the time Adam was actually brought into being. So we stand now, not just on the eve of Rosh Ha Shanah for this particular year, but on the eve of the cosmic Rosh Ha Shanah. the Cosmic birth of Mankind, and God is asking us to see 'Him' to recognise not only the ultimate Transcendent God, but also and perhaps more importantly, the God within ourselves, and within the world. 'Adoni Ha Aretz'.

It is through our recognition of the Infinite Simplicity, the unitary Oneness of all existence, within ourselves and the world, that we crown not only God, but also ourselves and all of existence.

This is the magical 'crown' that is both Man, (Man is the crowning glory of creation) and God (Man makes God king). Peace in the outside word is only possible when find peace within ourselves, and it is this Peace that crowns creation, that is the ‘glory of God’. Peace is the ultimate blessing 'The Holy One Blessed Be He, did not find a better vessel for strengthening Blessing…apart from that of Peace/Shalom’, and Peace includes all other blessings- ‘Peace- its voice/sound/proclamation is comparable to all of them (Ha Kol) [The All?]’ (Rashi on Bechukosi 26.6)

Listen to the sound of peace within yourself, the silent sound of the letter Aleph (of Anochi), which is the Unitary and Singular point of Being within All Existence, and with that we will see God everywhere we look, and every day will be like the beginning of a new year, in fact every moment of every day. And you will bring blessing not only into our lives, for this year, but every day and every moment of the day. You very existence as it is will be a blessing for the lives of all Mankind.

One last question: If it is indeed 12.23pm Friday afternoon on the Sixth day of (the Cosmic) Creation and we are ‘Adam’ where are we now? (in a Cosmic sense?)

Holy Cow Shite! Seven Fat Cow!

2006-09-13T11:02:00.000-07:00

SEVEN FAT COW

There are lots of sick people around

2006-09-09T15:07:00.000-07:00

1. Re: there are lots of sick people around
Posted by: "erlichboy" no_reply@yahoogroups.com erlichboy
Date: Fri Sep 8, 2006 10:57 am (PDT)

Oy Vay - fech fechy.... dont even discuss it.

wrote:
>
> HI I got this disturbing email from a obvious sick pervert, and I
> was wondering if he is sent it only to me and he is trying to take
> advantage of my situation, or did he send it to other members of
> this group, the message is entertaining so albeit sad, here it is,
> so you can see what crazy people have in their mind
>
> Subject: my love
>
> hi i see ur story on frumsex about how you were mentaly abused, i
> have lots experince in this feeld, and i can help you.
>
> i want to show you that i am sereus so im giving uyo all my
> informaton, my name is Rabbi Shmeul Eizikovitz i have a big shul in
> lakewood next door to the yeshiva im teling you this to show you
> that im sereus
>
> i invite bochurim to my howse for shabos and had sex with lot of
> them, but noting beets a girl, and i am not a homo i was just
depert
>
> i am 52 but loke like 30 and am good loking, so i have experince of
> 52 and loks of 30, the best of bot worlds
>
> my son is divorced and my dowter is seperatod, dey had abusive
> sposes too lik you, so i hav lots of experince in this feeld
>
> i did not hav sex wit a girl in 3 yeers, so i'm loking for somone
>
> my son leerns al day and i tink that if i get him a girl he can get
> more wordly
>
> so i want to have sex with you and togeter wit my son. you wil have
> doble fun for hafe prise, and if you go for girls my dowter can
also
> joyn
>

Star Wars

2006-09-09T15:00:00.000-07:00

The Force: Has Both a Dark 'Side' & a Light, it is in a sense beyond the realms of 'Good' or 'Evil', it is a living Force, within and surrounding everything, it is beyond dark and light, beyond the dichotomy of the two? and yet within it. However, the Jedi, choose the Light? But is there really an advantage of light over dark? Surely there is an advantage of darkness over light, because, it is light that is inverted on itself, it is the Giant Sun that has imploded and becomes a Black Hole. It is a greatest expression of the true power of the Force, unmasked, and able to defy the limitations of the Light side. If the Jedi, only embrace the light and not darkness, then they will always be battling, and never at peace with the Force, and never in touch with its true nature, which is beyond Light and Dark. My Fellow Jedi, I ask you to see the Dark Side as the greatest light, it is the ultimate power of light to hide itself, it is the Force as it is unrevealed, as it is on its own. Darkness is actually Light, but you can't see it, it is actually Good but you can't feel it, let go of your limitations, and embrace the Dark flames. Yoda days that: 'fear is the path to the Dark Side' xlubi says: 'it is fear that keeps you on the Light Side'.

Bad Domain Names, or "What Was I Thinking?"

2006-09-03T14:40:00.000-07:00

These are all registered domain names of
legitimate companies or organizations. Someone should have thought twice.

1). A site called 'Who represents' where you can find the name of The agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is: www.whorepresents.com

2). 'Experts Exchange', a knowledge base where programmers can Exchange advice and views at: www.expertsexchange.com

3). Looking for a pen? Look no further than 'Pen Island' at: www.penisland.net

4) Need a 'therapist'? Try 'Therapist Finder' at: www.therapistfinder.com

5). Then of course, there's the ' Italian Power Generator Company' - www.powergenitalia.com

6). And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7). If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9). Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their wacky website: www.speedofart.com

10). Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website
at: www.gotahoe.com

Posted by balls/messiah/god

[Frum sex] Digest Number 2758

2006-09-03T00:30:00.000-07:00

A member of 'Frum Sex' @ Yahoo emailed this:

[Frum sex] Digest Number 2758
Date: 1 Sep 2006 17:10:57 -0000
From: frumsex@yahoogroups.com
To: frumsex@yahoogroups.com
Subject:

There are 8 messages in this issue.

Messages

1. Re: woof woof
Posted by: "jewcy..._girl"
jewcy..._girl
Date: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:49 pm (PDT)

roll me a 3 paper reefer and i'll be right over

satlanist wrote:

Let's take it to email sweety, I'm waiting for you!

jewcy..._girl wrote:

satlanist...am not pregnant....but what time can i expect you?

satlanist wrote:

Mazel tov and bisha'ah tovah. Doggie style when she's pregnant is fantastic and more comfortable for her if you have her lean onto the bed, put a pillow under her
stomach and take her from behind. Make sure she's well lubed and keeps her legs spread, it's also good because you can be rubbing her stomach and her boobs while going at it and she's comfortable.

"Moshe Moshe Moshe" wrote:

Almost always missionary. My wife talks about doing it other ways but when we actually come to zman biah she wants me to do it missionary position. Going to get harder to do that soon since she's pregnant. I keep wanting to try doggie but she says no.

2a. Question- Bed Protection
Posted by: "kmole007"
kmole007
Date: Fri Sep 1, 2006 7:13 am (PDT)

I was wondering what do people use to place underneath, while doing it, so as to protect the sheet & Mattress from any stains. If you don't use anything, how are the stains washed out from the linen or even the blankets? Do any of u use blankets, do
you find it cumbersome etc.?

tx

2b. Re: Question- Bed Protection
Posted by: "gross....22002"
gross....22002
Date: Fri Sep 1, 2006 7:36 am (PDT)

I'm actually in the business. I have a pick up and delivery service. My data is
tied into the computers at the mikveh. When you take a dip I'm there the next
morning picking up the sheets and whatever else, restoring it like brand new.

We do have extras as well. There's a slight surcharge if you prefer a certain perfume or aroma when the sheets are returned. . . . Toys and playthings are available - for sale and rentals.

simply dial 1-800-HELP NOW for more details.

2c. Re: Question- Bed Protection
Posted by: "f t" fruninto

Date: Fri Sep 1, 2006 7:57 am (PDT)

Don't use anything,but my wife usually gets up within a few minutes so as not to "leak" all over the place.

2d. Re: Question- Bed Protection
Posted by: "jewcy..._girl"
jewcy..._girl
Date: Fri Sep 1, 2006 8:07 am (PDT)

ken, how much extra to get YOU to roll around on my sheets before they're returned ?

2e. Re: Question- Bed Protection
Posted by: "jewcy..._girl"
jewcy..._girl
Date: Fri Sep 1, 2006 8:11 am (PDT)

come ON you frum sexers..if youre worried about her dripping, stick your face between her damp thighs and lick her clean. Every drop of sticky love juice. I dare you. I double dog dare you.

2f. Re: Question- Bed Protection
Posted by: "Mike G"
friendlyluv69
Date: Fri Sep 1, 2006 9:54 am (PDT)

~kneeling...... o my toes..... bowing face..... lipz wide open...... stickin thungue..... *munch... munch.... munching* that ~creamy~delicious~JewcyFruit~
ahhhh...... mmmmmmm....... \:/ mmmmmmm...... ( * ) ( * ) mmmmmm...... ahhhh....... ~slurp~slurp...... LOL

2g. Re: Question- Bed Protection
Posted by: "f t" fruninto
Date: Fri Sep 1, 2006 9:57 am (PDT)

How about you come on by and do the licking, Jewcy?

Hole in the Sheet - The Jewish Source !

2006-08-24T11:49:00.000-07:00

Midrash Rabbah - Genesis LXXXV:5

"R. Jose b. R. Halfutha [Halafta] married his brother's [childless] widow, with whom he had intercourse five times but with the use of a sheet,[So as to diminish his personal pleasure] and he planted five plants: R. Ishmael b. R. Jose, R. Eleazar b. R. Jose, R. Menahem b. R. Jose, R.;Halafta b. R. Jose, and R. Abdonimos b. R. Jose. The last-named had dark eyes, like his mother's. [The word rendered ' dark ' is rare, and it might mean ' red .-In either case it seems to connote ugly, and thus stresses that his mother too was ugly. R. Jose therefore married her only in fulfilment of his religious obligation]."

Midrash Rabbah - Genesis XXXVI:4

2006-08-24T11:20:00.000-07:00

"R. Huna said in R. Eliezer's name: When Noah was leaving the Ark a lion struck and mutilated him [his genital organs]. Now he went to cohabit, but his semen was scattered and he was humiliated."

Freud was right!

2006-08-22T13:31:00.000-07:00

What I'm really saying here - below - is that the origin of all of the worlds problems as described in the Myth of Adam & Eve - is that of SEXUAL DISATISFACTION!

Primarily female dissatisfaction - because Man/Adam saw Eve as an 'object' and not as an equal Sexual Being (with her own needs).

Midrash Rabbah - Genesis XIX:3

2006-08-17T13:53:00.000-07:00

"AND THE WOMAN SAID UNTO THE SERPENT: OF THE FRUIT OF THE TREES OF THE GARDEN WE MAY EAT (III, 2). Now where was Adam during this conversation? Abba Halfon b. Koriah said: He had engaged in his natural functions [sc. intercourse] and then fallen asleep."

This is the real cause of any subsequent 'Fall' - Adam fell asleep on the job and Eve looked elsewhere for 'fulfilment' - "wow - look a six foot phallus!" that should surly do the job? But No! - so the Snake showed her some nice fruit on a lovely tree - and she said yes its beautiful but it really doesn't do it for me - so the snake said - after he pushed her up against the tree and had sex with her - maybe you should eat from the tree and that will satisfy you - and she did and it did.

That's the fall - sexually dysfunction and instead of sorting your shit out in the bed room you go and binge on junk food or do something else to take your mind off the fact that you are sexually/spiritually/emotionally/existentially unsatisfied.

Midrash Rabbah - Genesis VIII:1

2006-08-17T13:46:00.000-07:00

"When the Holy One, blessed be He, created Adam, He created him an hermaphrodite [bi-sexual], for it is said, Male and female created He them and called their name Adam (Gen.V, 2)."

I know I'm quoting this slightly out of context - but i thought it was funny hehehe... oy a little bit of rishus is starting to get into my blood.

Talmud - Mas. Kiddushin 40a

2006-08-14T17:05:00.000-07:00

"R. Il'ai the Elder said: If a man sees that his [evil] desire is conquering him, let him go to a place where he is unknown, don black and cover himself with black, and do as his heart desires"

- is this the Talmudic source for rishus?

Talmud - Mas. Berachoth 24a

2006-08-14T15:43:00.000-07:00

The Master has said: 'One turns his face away and recites the Shema'. But there is the contact of the buttocks?' This supports the opinion of R. Huna, who said: Contact of the buttocks is not sexual. May we say that it supports the following opinion of R. Huna: A woman may sit and separate her hallah naked, because she can cover her nakedness in the ground(although the posteriors are exposed) but not a man!' Said R. Nahman b. Isaac: It means, if her nakedness was well covered by the ground.(So that even the posteriors are covered.)

Talmud - Mas. Berachoth 20a

2006-08-14T15:26:00.000-07:00

"R. Giddal was accustomed to go and sit at the gates of the bathing-place. (Where the women took their ritual bath) He used to say to the women [who came to bathe]: Bathe thus, or bathe thus. The Rabbis said to him: Is not the Master afraid lest his passion get the better of him? - He replied: They look to me like so many white geese. R. Johanan was accustomed to go and sit at the gates of the bathing place. He said: When the daughters of Israel come up from bathing they look at me and they have children as handsome as I am. (R. Johanan was famous for his beauty)"

& not his modesty it seems.

Talmud - Mas. Berachoth 62a

2006-08-12T15:18:00.000-07:00

"R. Kahana once went in and hid under Rab's bed. He heard him chatting [with his wife] and joking and doing what he required. He said to him: One would think that Abba's mouth had never sipped the dish before! He said to him: Kahana, are you here? Go out, because it is rude. He replied: It is a matter of Torah, and I require to learn."

Rabbi Abraham Twerski:

2006-08-12T14:27:00.000-07:00

"The three biggest (& most troubling) addictions in the frum community are:

1. Gambling
2. Sex Addiction &
3. Internet Pornography..."

(Rishus hits 2 out of the top 3 - not bad!)

Case of the THE STOLEN PIPE!

2006-08-08T14:29:00.000-07:00

Eliezer Good Name, and the Case of the THE STOLEN PIPE!
-----------------

During the time of the Baal Shem Tov, a pipe was one of man's most important possessions. In those days, the Jewish people were so poor, they barely had enough food to feed their families. So when a man would come to visit a friend, the host could at least afford to offer his guest a pinch of pipe tobacco and a cup of tea.

The Baal Shem Tov had a very special tobacco pipe. It was said that his pipe was so long that he could rest the pipe stem on the back end of the wagon while sitting on the seat and smoking. (whoa!)

Once, the Baal Shem Tov was traveling in his wagon with several of his students and his wagon driver, Alexei, at the reins. They were smoking their pipes and discussing a concept of Torah. Suddenly, three soldiers of a local of governor approached them on horseback. When the soldiers got close to the wagon, they pulled out their swords and planned to steal some money from the Jews in the wagon.

"Listen up, we are the soldiers for the Governor and we demand twenty ruples for the right to travel on the Governor's road," the commander of the soldiers said with a snarl.

"We're sorry," answered Alexei, "but the Rabbi and his students don't have any money."

Suddenly the soldiers noticed the Baal Shem Tov's pipe.

"In that case we'll take this," said the commander, as he leaned down from his horse and snatched the pipe out of the Baal Shem Tov's hand. With that, they galloped off, holding the pipe in the air as if it were a sword.

No one in the wagon spoke. The students just sat, still feeling the fear from the encounter with the soldiers. The Baal Shem Tov seemed to be far off in a deep meditative state. As for Alexei, he reached under his seat and took a little nip from a bottle of whiskey he always kept there.

About an hour passed. Suddenly, the Baal Shem Tov looked around and said to Alexei, "Unhitch the horse from the wagon so that you can ride it.

Then go (Bo) down the road in the direction that the soldiers went. When
you finally catch up with them, take back the pipe and bring it back to me."

"But Rabbi, they aren't going to give me that pipe and they are
armed!" said Alexei with a lot of concern in his voice.

"Don't worry," said the Baal Shem, "you'll be able to take it."
As Alexei rode of in the direction that the soldiers went, he
wondered, "I sure hope the Master is right."

After riding for about an hour, Alexei saw the three soldiers sitting on their horses. He slowly approached them wondering how he was going to retrieve the pipe. But as he got closer, he saw that the three men were all sound asleep on their horses. Then he saw the Baal Shem Tov's pipe secured to the saddle of the commander of the soldiers. Alexei rode up as quietly as he could and snatched the pipe from the saddle. Then, he rode away as fast as he could. When he returned to the Baal Shem Tov he was nearly out of breath.

"Well Alexei, what happened? Did you get the pipe?" asked the Baal Shem Tov.
Alexei handed him the pipe and said, "Rabbi, you won't believe what happened. They were all sound asleep on their horses."

"Oh Alexei, you know I'm a man of faith, I do believe that happened!" the Baal Shem Tov said with a warm smile and little chuckle in his voice.

Now harness the horse to the wagon, take a L'chaim and we'll be off."

And so it was.

Freely adapted by Tzvi Meir HaCohane (Howard M. Cohn, Patent Attorney) from a story in Shivchei HaBesht as translated in In Praise OF THE BAAL SHEM TOV by Ben Amos and Mintz.

Hat Tip to - Yoseph Leib

got pierced

2006-08-06T02:45:00.000-07:00

dont know why i did it, i guess boredom or momentary
inspiration or perhaps out of a hidden guilt, was i
subconsciously trying to experince a miniscule
fraction of the pain of my forebearers? so i just
kinda did it. freaking out the whole day before it
happened, imagining the excrutiating pain. wandered
about , asking every sari wrapped lady i could abotu
the pain, they usually just smiled and tipped their
heads from side to side- the general indian response
tojust about any question- meaning yes, maybe, its
possible, cool, i dotn know... their gold glowing,
rivaling the burnished glow of their skin. every hindi
woman is a walking jewelry chest. she wears what she
owns or rather what her husband or father owns, since
she is considered nothing in herself. just a
possession just a trinket, a curse, or an extre set of
hands- how ever u choose to see it..
then i gathered up my nerve and allowed myself to be
dragged by my companion into this back alley basement
ghetto half demolished building, and i sat on a dusty
rug on the floor, digging my dirty filth encrusted
nails into the palm of his hand, the hindi piercer
dude, who didnt speak a word of english sharpened this
sharp thingee and cleaned it over a burning fire and
he grabbed my chin in his dark wrinkled palm and
pierced my nose!!
kinda trippy, yo. then i started tripping hard,
running about the crowded market stalls, exclaiming in
shock- theres a hole in my nose! theres a fucking hole
in my nose!! my could be- should be- might be- fiancee
tried desperately to keep up with my dashing stride,
pulling me time and again out of near collisions with
lumbering painted cows, rocking rickety carts,
speeding motorbikes and hurtling rickshaws. what wee
his motives of so frantically rescuing me from my own
demise? a green card? 1st love? the novelty of hanging
with a white girl? i think he is just a nice guy- but
then, with indians, you never know.
thoughts of how it was the 9 days and what if there
were dangerous germs on the piercing stuff and no
antispetic- as my nose throbbed and throbbed - i ran
on and on, searching for a indian chemist store to
provide me with unregulated, kick ass painkillers -
one of the perks of this g-d forsaken cestpool of a
country!
anyways, i am fine, baruch hashem. the world didnt
come crashing down.
love you all.
fast well and fast fast and be happy and mournful in
a united, shlaymma- dik way.

chamukai yeraichayich

As The Sun Sets - Darkness Fills the Land

2006-08-04T08:58:00.000-07:00

For some really strange reason the Hebrew day begins at nightfall... but right now as the sun sets we move into the Holy Shabbos! and as it gets darker it becomes more and more Holy, more and more Shabbos! Therefore there is a deeply significant relationship between Holiness & Night! Holiness & Darkness! Holiness and the Opposite of Light!

The Lubavitcher Rebbe was well aware of this parallel asks a simple question:

Why do we continue to count UP in numbers from the New Moon - till the Full Moon & then as the Moon is getting DARKER we still continue to count UP in numbers? 15, 16, 17... until the moon almost completely disapears 30! When we could count 1 - 15 and then from 15 down to 14, 13, 12 etc...

The Rebbe explains that from 15 - 30 the time when the moon's light is deminishing - we still continue to count UP - because (and this is the punch line) the lack of light, is actually a gradual revelation of a the Essence (of God) which is beyond the need for revelation, it is a deeper light that is beyond light - it is in fact Darkness - which is the greatest revelation!

The Previous Rebbe said something similar when he explained that at the Centre of the Sun it is actually DARK!

So too the Holy Shabbos is brought in as it is getting darker and darker, until it is night fall and we have welcomed the Holy Shabbos bride in - it is then the Holiest act between two people takes place by the light of the Holy Shabbos Candles.

SEX is the Holiest most divine thing ever! thats why it is so easy for it to be drawn down into the darkness of the klippas and Sitra Archra (Other Side).

But as we have just learnt, Darkness is a greater revelation of God's essential light than light.

A rabbi asked me last Shabbos (I think?) can the essence of God (which is found in all places equally) that you're talking about be found by a Jew in McDonalds on the Holy Shabbos? - I not only said Yes, but it is in Darkness, in that which opposes God, That which is the opposite of Light that the Essence of God - which is beyond light can be found. - The rabbi then left. (which was in fact a greater revelation of him than having him sat there next to me!)

What I mean to say as we say goodbye to Rishus - the real Rishus - the Holy Rishus, the theology of Rishus is becoming manifest.

- in short - if you think this site has been rishus - you aint seen nothing yet!

- if you allow me - i'm gonna FCUK with your mind so much that you wont know the differance between Haman & Mordechai - every day of the week!

xlubi

rishus signing off

2006-08-04T06:05:00.000-07:00

yeah so goodbye
i hate goodbyes
but it was weird to meet this way in the first place. i am handing over the keys to xlubi.com and will not be writing for the internet anymore, at least for awhile.

i do wish to apologize to all those that ive offended: no excuses - please forgive me. and a big thank you to all those who saw through my gross exterior and gazed at the possible painting i was trying to create.

i really really love you all, and big big big blessings to any enemy or friend who ive cursed.

god bless every last one of u asswholes like in the whole fucking world.

there it is, my favorite word: FUCK

MAY GOD FUCK U ALL

XLUBI POSTS HIS FIRST RISHUS POST!

2006-08-03T17:39:00.000-07:00

xlubi looking after rishus

so what the hell is going on here?

It’s true the original founder of rishus is taking a long vacation from
rishus but what has xlubi got to do with it?

As I've said before the tone of Rishus is not the same as the xlubi
site - that being said however, there are areas where we overlap - namely
the “pseudo-intellectual bullsh*t” some of which I’ll be treating you
to a little later.

What xlubi has always said is that you can be Lubavitcher and fry at
the same time –

rishus is saying something along the same lines - but slightly more
radical - that you can ’sin’ for the sake of God – (somewhat Shabbatian)
that sexual anarchy might be what Judaism is ultimately all about –
(rishus has an almost messianic element to it if you read closely) -

It’s not a thesis that i personally adhere to very strictly (i’m not
that ‘frum’) but the position - of being on the edge - of being ‘between
worlds’ - of being ‘an inside-outsider’ of Being Very Angry - being
confused as F*ck - that! I recognise! and that i can say IS something that
has xlubi – Qualities.

Therefore xlubi acknowledges and tacitly supports the expression of
this whirlpool of angry sexual ‘Dada-ism’.

I just couldn’t stand by and watch this important avenue of self
expression to be silenced even if I personally don’t need to say “FCUK! FCUK!
BALLS! KANT! MESSIAH! GOD! FCUK! SUCK! SPLAT!” every two mins.

Moreover: the difference between the spiritual source of Chassidus and
the Sitra Achra (Rishus) is not that far apart. Just to elaborate
slightly for those of you that can be assed, it all revolves around the
significance of the number 11.

You see 11 is ‘beyond’ the 10 sefirot, (which are Ten and not 9, Ten
and not 11), the number 11 outside of the strict parameters of the 10
Divine Attributes, but the fundamental issue is what the relationship
between the 11th sphere and the other 10.

The sort of it is – as I understand it the Sitra Archra is empty
(unaware of their own innate divinity) and draws its energy from that which
is beyond – the transcendent aspect of God, (for example why the hell
does God care exactly what I do He is so Far above that – which is true).

Where as in Holiness those Ten Spheres are actually already full of
Divine Energy – Conscious of their Divinity and are therefore able to draw
out the transcendent represented by the number 11.

So here we are – xlubi & rishus saying it's good to scream!

yeah, rishus is doing tshuvoh

2006-08-01T09:11:00.000-07:00

i knew it would happen. many of u knew it would happen. and so it happened

im writing this with my tfilin on, been reading chaim vital since 5am. god doesnt exist. he breathes out of everything: out of ur misery and ur bagel hole
and that good roll u got and spoke to him, and said, thanx dude, and hes like, cool, and ur like wow, cool

funny how in pain and shit and scum transexualism he comes, revealed, unclothed, taking u by the hand, to his secret garden, where u hang with the birds of the crucible, u dance with their chirpings of pain and lovesick yearning, like when u turn around the word נגע to ענג joining the birds of suffering who sing and dance like that homeless guy i hung with in nice, france, who tripped on nothingness and had tea with god like every night at 10 pm.

so i might c u in a few years, perhaps as a modern orthodox rabbi, or a jungian psychoanalyst, or a sanitation dept head in east brooklyn.

but of one thing i do knew, and i dont want to sound self righteous here, but this is is one important lesson i learned. the simple lesson that i was taught ad which i imbibed at youth, the lesson that has guided me though all the shit and shit and shit and then some, that lesson = from the words of that seemingly simple song that takes u by the hand, hugs u in the cold night, and catches ur tears, when again, one of satans cohorts, with gos sanctioning, corkscrewd ur heart once again, the words come, slowly and lightly, and u hum along,

hashem is here,
hashem is there,
hashem is truly every where.
up, up. down, down.
right, left, and all around,
here there and everywhere;
thats where he can be found

xlubi to take over rishus?

2006-07-30T23:03:00.000-07:00

xlubi just wrote to me that he would like to take over rishus. the answer is an emphatic yes!

THIS SITE IS SHUTTING DOWN

2006-07-28T12:26:00.000-07:00

NO JOKE. ONE MORE WEEK. ITS BEEN NICE, AND HAS HELPED ME THROUGH A CERTAIN PROCESS I GUESS I HAD TO GO THROUGH.

MAY THE PIECE OF GOD WITHIN ALL OF U, EXPAND, AND BLOSSOM, SO THAT ALL ELSE DISSAPEARS.
SHALOM

pussy string

2006-07-28T08:45:00.000-07:00

sure to be a fuckstop

last night all hot and horny with a zaftige yiddishe neshoomeh,
all the preliminaries
then,
as im about to eat her out, as a reward for the fifteen minute blow job, theres this little one inch string sticking out of her knish,
first i gently pulled very gently, thinking it was a random piece of thread,
wat r u doing?
wat?
wat the fuck r u doing?
shit. it was a fucking tampon.

Oneness through Shtupping

2006-07-27T20:50:00.000-07:00

Oneness through Shtupping

A Very Personal Book Review
by Dr. Susan Block

I don't know what it is about me and rabbis. Even though I'm what most of them would call a "shameless harlot," we usually get along great. There was my intense mentor-student connection with Rabbi Ivan Caine who taught me to read the Bible in ancient Hebrew. Then there was my flirtatious relationship with Har Zion Synagogue Rabbi Gerald Wolpe and his four strapping sons. Both Rabbis Caine and Wolpe presided at my wedding to Max (a Catholic who converted to Judaism "because you only have to confess once a year"). And now here's Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, an ex-Lubavitcher Rabbi who's written a book with the clever title Kosher Sex.

I like all these rabbis because they've all been very smart, of course; that's to be expected. But they've also all been very sexy, in a chicken soupy sort of way. Also, I like them because I could talk about the Bible with them, which I enjoy almost as much as talking about sex. And talking about sex in the Bible, well, that's my kind of hot talk. And it's hottest with a rabbi. I'm sure if I were Catholic, I'd have had a few significant priests in my life.

The first boy with whom I had sex is now a Lubavitcher Rabbi. Ricky and I met at Camp Ramah, a summer Eden for spoiled young suburban Jews in the Poconos. We were rehearsing "The Sound of Music" in Hebrew. I played a nun. He played a butler (foreshadowing Max!) We fell in love while we were waiting to go on. We kissed in the moonlight, then proceeded to spend every minute we could together. Together, we spent a weekend with the Lubavitchers, a sect of very orthodox New York Jews, which Ricky loved and I hated because he got to dance with the guys in the synagogue and I had to sit upstairs behind a glass partition with a bunch of sedentary ladies in wigs and headscarves.

Eventually, Ricky and I had sex in his parents' bed in their apartment in Miami Beach. It was great. I didn't have an orgasm, but then, I didn't know from orgasms. All I knew was that he felt good to me, better and more real than anything thus far in my shallow, yearning, suburban existence. We were in love. Then his parents found out about us having sex. One of their friends had seen us go into a clinic to get birth control, and when we got home, they were waiting for us, frowns on their faces. His father took Ricky into the bedroom and had a talk about being a man and using condoms. His mother hustled me into the kitchen, called me a "cheap whore" (she'd rather Ricky have sex with a pricey call-girl?), and told me that if she ever caught me near her son, she'd tell my mother and my rabbi and my guidance counselor at school what a "cheap whore" I was. Ricky and I stopped speaking to each other. We were just too young and scared to buck this system. I was an A student bound for Yale. I couldn't bear to be known as a whore, regardless of price. I spent the next year studying hard and being anorexic, going down in weight to 72 pounds. When I went to Israel that summer, Ricky had a new girlfriend. Her name was Gail Susan Block, and she didn't call herself Gail. When I visited Ricky a few years later, I'd just graduated from Yale and had thrown myself into Commedia D'elle Arte and a series of artsy gentile boyfriends. Ricky was going to law school. My weight was finally fairly normal. He looked like he'd gained about 80 pounds. I haven't seen him since. I hear about him from my friend Sharon though, since he's the director of the school her children go to. He's also a super-frum Lubavitcher rabbi, the father of four, and still a lawyer, as well. I sincerely hope he's as happy with his life as I am with mine. I remember that he's quite brilliant. I guess he still is. I wonder how he looks back on his "first love." I think it's kind of nice that my "first" was his "first." Though I'm glad I didn't marry him, or any of the other guys (or gals) I had sex with, until I met my soulmate, my Prince Max.

But wait, isn't this supposed to a book review? And here I am writing about the first guy I had sex with who's now a Lubavitcher Rabbi. Lubavitchers strike me as terribly insulated, claustrophobically strict, but also quite sensuous people. I must admit that I've been fascinated by them for years, attracted and repelled at the same time. And now here's this book with the catchy title, Kosher Sex, written by a sexy, ballsy young ex-Lubavitcher Rabbi. It's enough to make me want to cook up a batch of hot latkes.

So, Kosher Sex is not about how to slather your spouse in chicken fat--not exactly. It's not about how to keep your meat sex toys separate from your milke sex toys--not necessarily. It is about how and why to have hot marital sex. It's very easy reading for the Talmudically challenged, presenting the traditional Jewish view of sex in marriage in modern, open, entertaining prose.

Traditional Judaism has always approved of lust in marriage. Unlike some other religions I won't name at this time that maintain you should never feel lust-even for your husband or wife, Jews are supposed to shtup their spouses regularly and lustily. So the concept of "Kosher Sex" isn't new. But as a title for a book, it's brilliant.

The book begins with a passage from Genesis:

"Therefore shall a man leave his father & leave his mother. He shall cleave unto his wife, and they shall become one flesh."

This is the essence of Kosher Sex. I call it "Oneness through Shtupping." Oneness is the great Jewish ideal. Sh'ma Yisroel Ahdonai Eloheno Ahdonai Echod. Hear, O Israel, the Lord, Our God, the Lord is ONE.

I agree with the premise of Kosher Sex, that "marriage is a statement of deep-seated love for humanity, whereby we love companionship more than we love perfection." This, I believe, is one of the keys to keeping love and even lust alive over the years. Accept our imperfections. I often say, I wouldn't have gotten anywhere in life or love without being a devout imperfectionist.

I also like the way Kosher Sex supposedly combines fire and water, lust and companionship. It's a nice ideal. As Rabbi Boteach points out, the Bible has no word for sex apart from "knowledge." If knowledge is the word for sex in the Bible, does that mean that the Tree of Knowledge is really the Tree of Sex?

The Rabbi writes "a fulfilling sex life is essential to a healthy marriage and prudishness has no place between two committed adults." and even goes so far as to say that "prudishness in marriage is a sin." This is unbelievably cool coming from an Orthodox rabbi. But of course, Rabbi Boteach is no Dr. Ruth. And he gets little too anti-corporeal for me when he writes "the real, underlying reason we seek sex is not physical pleasure, but emotional intimacy. We do not seek mere orgasms, but, rather, the incredible proximity of another warm human being." Why not both??? Why not orgasms and intimacy? Isn't sex for both physical pleasure and emotional closeness? If it's only intimacy you're after, why have sex, why not just hug, look into each other's eyes and have deep, meaningful conversation?

There's even more to sex than physical pleasure and emotional intimacy. Power, for instance. As the Rabbi himself only half-jokingly says in his acknowledgments, he is writing about sex as part of his "sincere search for celebrity and recognition." (p.xii) Celebrity doesn't have much to do with physical pleasure or emotional intimacy, but it has everything to do with power. Is sex for power kosher? Ask King Solomon with his 1000 wives that helped him to establish peaceful, diplomatic ties with all the countries they were from.

Besides, just as Rabbi Boteach himself writes, "Ultimately, it is the body that supersedes the soul in Judaism." (p.49) So, then why not have sex for the sake of physical pleasure, as long as it's not hurting anyone? What is so wrong with that? What is so evil about masturbation? Masturbation is, of course, purely for physical pleasure, though cases can be made (and have) for it enhancing personal qualities like self-esteem and self-knowledge.

Rabbi Shmuley doesn't have anything good to say about self-pleasuring. I think he's purposefully turning a blind eye here. I can't imagine that the brilliant, compassionate, sensuous Rabbi Shmuley Boteach really can't see any value in masturbation. I think he just doesn't quite know how to make it kosher.

Let's leave aside the spilling of seed for a moment, and address the subject of female masturbation. Many women have their first orgasm through masturbation, only then can they learn to have orgasms with their partners. But Rabbi Shmuley denigrates, downright despises masturbation. It's an unrealistic, unnecessarily harsh position. Obviously, the Rabbi and I are on opposite ends of the vibrator on this one.

to continue,
http://www.blockbooks.com/koshersex.htm

sex with אב'ג ית'ץ קר'ע שט'ן נג'ד יכ'ש בט'ר צת'ג חק'ב טנ'ע יג'ל פז'ק שק'ו צי'ת'

2006-07-27T18:08:00.000-07:00

since rishus stopped writing about sex, ive been mamash like fucking like mad. an orgy, me and another chasidishe guy from williamsburgh, went on for seven hours then continued two days later then continued the next night the three days later.

ive been in orgies before but this one was special cause i played the kabbalah thing to the hilt.

ono b'koiach with the kavanos, the double z'a fucking the shechinah yud hay vov hay and yud hay zayin hay dancing around, alternatively, in the room, soft chasidic music, an old man with a heart wrenching voice, lamenting as my dick entered her ass with bunims penis arched in her pussy.

it started with a massage.
how about a four-hand massage
wats that
two people
sure
bunim smiled from across the room,
ni kim aher, men darf dir huben.
he smiled and languidly we began massaging her
i removed my shirt, she was half naked, and he was massaging her shoulders then i sat on her back with my hard dick thrusting through my underwear. bunim removed all his clothes and we changed positions. i reached from under her stomach, and with aid of organic coconut oil began massaging her ass and then lower and she begins making slow sounds and bunims fingers take over as i mover to her now bra-less breasts.

bunim started eating her out and she reached fo my dick and stated stroking then sucking then i told her to think of the letters of אב'ג ית'ץ קר'ע שט'ן נג'ד יכ'ש בט'ר
צת'ג חק'ב יג'ל פז'ק שק'ו צי'ת

bunim then did this really weird position fingering her and fucking her at the same time on top of her but side ways - he did this while shaped like a v while she was sucking my dick. then i did my favorite, we moved to the bathtub...
this is all true ill continue next time

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2006-07-26T17:50:00.000-07:00

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my isreali writers

2006-07-26T11:47:00.000-07:00

u guys arent writing lately. just balls/messiah/god and orthodox antichrist are sending in shit from uman. meanwhile redmutt is licking his balls and screwing fat whores near park sophia.

but whats with shtripindekadmon? and where is concerned-charedi, concerned-charedi- mother, fuck-chabad and double-fuck-chabad?
please please write. im even willing to pay u guys.

mesechte bruchus on fucking ur friends wife

2006-07-26T11:03:00.000-07:00

did you see Gemorah in Brochos
that says that if a man sees a dream of himself sleeping with his friends wife
it's a sign that he will have a portion in oilam habah

2006-07-26T10:32:00.000-07:00

frum-antimonian-kabbalists-perverts-pride-parade?

2006-07-26T10:28:00.000-07:00

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2006-07-26T08:48:00.000-07:00

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NassrallahGoldman (new writer) on the fuckers at hizbollah

2006-07-26T08:19:00.000-07:00

Here is my solution for this week’s Hezbollah batt... Here is my solution for this week’s Hezbollah battles.
Capture 70 Hezbollah fighters, a mix of young, old, woman, men.
Chain them to each other, feet to feet, using barb wire, and pull them apart from each other so that they are spread eagle. Their hands should be put into wet cement and made to dry. Each hand will them be locked in a ball of cement weighting 10 kilo.
Next get 220 full size pigs, each with three Korans tied around them, and have them fuck each Hezbollah. Minimum of two pigs per Hezbolla – men will get two penetrations, woman will get an added bonus. This will leave a few pigs on stand who in the meantime will hang out in the large pile of Korans where they will shit, awaiting their turn in the Hezborgy.
Lechaim

uman, wat a piss hole whore capitol

2006-07-26T07:27:00.000-07:00

uman, wat a piss hole whore capitol of ukraines uterus go fuck all em whores in park sophia then do the tikun then fuck then do the tikkun then fuck then do the tikkun then fuck then do the tikkun then fuck then do the tikkun then fuck then do the tikkun...

orthodox antichrist says

2006-07-26T07:21:00.000-07:00

Fuckin a that's awesome ... I'm sitting next to the stinkiest filthy amalekite peice of shit in the world here in Uman and I'm about to burst with happieness . Check into orthodox .

ziffy womper

2006-07-25T23:05:00.000-07:00

to the writer who is using the name "ziffy womper":
please write a longer piece and rishus will post it. simpley write a comment on any subject u wud like and i will post it as a post on rishus.

child molesters in the frum community

2006-07-25T10:13:00.000-07:00

five of rishus' eleven writers were molested in the frum community. so rishus feels strongly about this.

just a few points:

while rishus tolerates all devious forms of behavior, we can in no way tolerate child molesters. a child molester is worse than a killer since his murderous deeds go on on and on. his killer stab is continuous, it kills the victim forever.

all child molesters must be kept away from society forever. zero tolerance.

but then theres something else: most molesters were molested themselves. so a humane system shud be worked out in which they can grow and become healthy individuals in n enclosed society. they shud have full access to education and healthcare and all the like, but they must be kept away from children.

yes, we must pity the child molester completely and do all that we can to help him/her. but at the same time we must also pity the potential victims.

there is no need to demonize a child molester since, as rishus always says, in a way he is a victim as well. but he must, for the sake of the world be kept away from society.

special projects; or, money for rainbow

2006-07-25T07:30:00.000-07:00

rishus: so how did u get to rainbow
capn' c.: by plane
rishus: how did u pay for it
cap'n c.: i bought a ticket
rishus: how did u get the money
cap'n c.: i dipped in to special projects
rishus: WAT??!!!
cap'n c.: speacial projects
rishus: what in the hell is that
cap'n c.: a fund i keep for special projects
rishus: wheres the fund
cap'n c.: in a special place
rishus: hey u got 7 bucks for cigarettes
cap'n c.: nope
[rishus has bnever ever seen cap'n rc. with any money]
rishus: wat about speacial projects
cap'n c.: special projects' fund is low right now

terrible news: jahfiltefish.com shutting down

2006-07-25T07:18:00.000-07:00

i feel that we, at rishus, are a bit at fault here. we posted some ugly filthy perverse and shockingly untrue and offensive stuff on jahfiltefish.com and have been basically banned. rishus posted the charedi suicide piece on jahfilte and received several (and some nasty) comments.

all in all, jahfilte is one of a kind. and it wud be a damn shame to see it disappear. it is very hipsterish, unprejudiced, rainbowish, avant-garde, post post modern, chasidish and totally on the edge with awesome new torah thoughts for our generation.

if anybody has any influence we shud try and please do something to stop jahfiletfish.com from closing shop.

niggers; or, mountains of darkness II

2006-07-22T18:06:00.000-07:00

a recent post on rishus by "concerned charedi" described the mountains of darkness which are inherently light too strong to be revealed.

a friend saw this and told me in shul that there is a likutai torah that says that the children of cham dwell in the mountains of darkness (turai d'choshuchoh). s.z.of liyadi then says that they had a big yeridah but rise up when moshiach comes to the most exalted of places.

what this is saying is that black people play a similar kabbalsitic role to that of women and jews. the latter two groups represent malchus, kingship, the feminine attribute. the descent of malchus into darkness, kabbalah explains, is really an ascent to the mountains of darkness which are above revelation. for now. the reason for their darkness is their concealment. not their lack of light and holiness. to the contrary, they are considered the quintessential attributes of the godhead.

i always felt there was a very deep connection between blacks and jews. many black people feel jewish. and then theres this whole twentieth century, which, when u think about it, is dominated by jews and blacks in the fields of politics art literature and music.

matisyahu cooly displays this black/jewish fusion, and many young jews have grown up with blacks and have, well, learned to love them like mad. then theres the whole black hebrew thing which somehow plays into this. then theres that tribe in africa which share the patrilinial cohen genes of the priestly tribe of of arron. then theres bob marley and the neo-jewish rasta thing. and like theyre really god/men.

BALLS/MESSIAH/GOD - FROM UMAN

2006-07-22T14:52:00.000-07:00

Hi you should all come and join us in Uman the master of the world has given his life for you You simple little fools are lost may the TRUE master if the world YOD HEY VAV HEY show you all that He Is the real World which you suffer simply for through you desires of the flesh You will .... suffer Acording your flesh HAHAHA . Simple but sweet . \\\\\\\\\\\\rishus blah blah blah make that joint we're gojnna smoke a F'in Fatty .

rishus online poll

2006-07-21T11:53:00.000-07:00

since the non-pornography structure of rishus began, ive received complaints. so im asking my dear readers to please tell me if u guys and gals think i shud me to regress to the old rishus format. or like, which direction shud rishus take! please please write! for some reason many people come to this site but dont write. u can write anonymously. or use a fake name. u dont have to register through blogger to write on rishus.

my brooklyn backyard pussy willow tree

2006-07-21T11:39:00.000-07:00

about ten years ago, after a family simcha, a few dead branches began to sprout in the old blue glass vase in my my parents brooklyn living room. i planted the branches. everybody made fun of me. the branches died. i persevered. i watered it a twice a week, pruned the dead twigs and lo and behold, a month later, a little greenery. a few years later, a bush. i researched the shrub which said it is a pussy willow and can grow from bush to tree, which it now is.
i havent seen it in a few years. and now its about thirty feet tall. a beautiful tree.
its my pussy willow

the reovlution is coming

2006-07-21T11:19:00.000-07:00

im not sure yet wat the revolution is about, but its coming. i feel it. dont u?

Charedi Youth Blows Himself Up In Synagogue In Brooklyn

2006-07-18T12:14:00.000-07:00

Charedi Youth Blows Himself Up In Synagogue In Brooklyn

By Deborah Canner and Shachar Ze'evi, Haaretz Correspondents, Haaretz Service and Agencies

A nineteen year old charedi youth killed himself today near the upper lectern where the torah scroll is kept, in the Bobov world center. In what community leaders described as an act of terror, the youth ascended to the lectern in middle of Tuesday morning prayers and removed his coat. He stood before the crowd, naked, save for a belt filled with what the police describe as 28 pounds of dynamite. He told the crowd that he has suffered at their hands for the nineteen years of his existence. He said that other suicides in the community are hushed up and he didn't want to go out that way.

Police arrived quickly at the scene. The 911 described an influx of calls which were then silent due to the callers being in the synagogue at the scene of the crime. The police entered the prayer hall and that is when the youth pulled the switch. A loud thud shook the Brooklyn structure. Lights crashed, people described a scene like the gas chambers. One old man screamed Nazis Nazis! And somebody muttered that he was a holocaust survivor.

"You have mistreated me, molested me, raped me, then accused me of being what in effect you created! were said to be the last words of the youth, identified as Yidel Machsinevsky, a Bobov youth from Borough Park.

Police have closed off the area surrounding the synagogue and the community is in shock and has refused to comment to journalists.

Police Commisionnor Ray Hernandez said there were 29 dead and over one hundered injured. The injured were rushed to area hospitals.

mountains of darkness

2006-07-17T13:41:00.000-07:00

i just read in a chasidishe saifer that there are two kinds of darkness. one darkness which is takke, darkness, and another darkness, which is actually the turai d'chaoshuchoh the mountains of darkness, which, because of their great exaltedness actually surpasses the world of atzilut (the normative world for complete spiritual revelation.) in other words mountains of darkness are dark because thy are higher than light. the saifer then goes on to say that malchus, the feminine, must descend to darkness. this darkness, while seeming to be darkness of the first order, is actually the turai dichoshuchah the mountains of darkness which are actually the essential midos (attributes) of atzmus umhus gods very quintessence.

the moshiach and his era will reveal these mountains of darkness of being inherently light.

thyme foot soak

2006-07-17T09:58:00.000-07:00

rishus is realy not into organic, homeopathy, herbs, etc.
bur check this out.
ive had a fungus problem for years. not an extensive one, and the mainstream medicines took them away, for a while.

now, this chick im with, is an herbal nutritionist. my luck. and shes driving me nuts with this essential oils bit. anyway, she says that for feet she uses wild thyme which she cooks then uses the essence for a foot soak, a herbal tonic to drink, and a shoe wash.

the fungus dissapeared within twenty four. so like, im taking this slowly, but it worked.

the clove oil for for a grilling toothache worked as well. and worked really well.

dont worry i wont turn rishus now into some kind of vegan site but i thought i should pass on the good news about the thyme foot soak

Rishus רשעות

2006-07-16T07:01:00.000-07:00

rishus writers:

rishus
orthodox-antichrist
concerned-charedi
concerned-charedi-mother
balls/messiah/god
shtripindekadmon
buttfuckshprintzy
chamukai-yeraichayaich
rashanta;
hemishe-soup
exchosid

an open blog with no leadership; rishus was begun by three guys and a chick sitting around, smoking the kennebosem, and fervently discussing blogs... moderation, which is totally against rushus policy, was begun since the naming of names began. no other comments are deleted. THIS BLOG WAS BEGUN AS A JOKE

chassidus says god wants u to frei out

2006-07-16T06:56:00.000-07:00

from
http://www.mentalblog.com/

Schneur Zalman of NY commenting to mentalblog.com: the blog

Tzemach, perhaps its time for a leave of absence with Judaism. Many of my friends took a leave and when they came back they were better for it. I regret never doing it myself, but I am the martyr. They were more tolerant, less parochial and better people. You are a Jew because you are alive. Your blog is interesting, but like everything your personal happiness should come first. G-D will not mind if you leave for a while. Chassidus wants a man to wrestle with G-D. G-D does not need or desire YES men. These are not spiritual people, these are just "monkeys". So cut the dialogue put it on hold and get a drink of water.

jewish anti-nomianism in the 6th century

2006-07-16T06:28:00.000-07:00

xlubi.com/blog09 Jul 2006 11:51 pm
Rabbi Rami - Reform or Orthodox?

Talmud - Mas. Chullin 110b:-

Rami b. Tamri, also known as Rami b. Dikuli, of Pumbeditha once happened to be in Sura on the eve of the Day of Atonement. When the townspeople took all the udders [of the animals] and threw them away, he immediately went and collected them and ate them.

He was then brought before R. Hisda who said to him: ‘Why did you do it?’ He replied: ‘I come from the place of Rab Judah who permits it to be eaten.’ Said R. Hisda to him: ‘But do you not accept the rule: [When a person arrives in a town] he must adopt the restrictions of the town he has left and also the restrictions of the town he has entered?’ He replied: ‘I ate them outside the [city’s] boundary.’

‘And with what did you roast them?’ He replied. ‘With the kernels [of grapes].’ ‘Perhaps they were [the kernels] of wine used for idolatrous purposes ?’ He replied. ‘They had been lying there more than twelve months.’ ‘Perhaps they were stolen goods?’ He replied. ‘The owners must have certainly abandoned all rights to them for lichen was growing amongst them.’

He [R. Hisda] noticed that the other was not wearing the Tefillin and said to him. ‘Why do you not wear the Tefillin?’ He replied ‘I suffer from the bowels, and Rab Judah has said. One who suffers from the bowels is exempt from wearing the Tefillin.’

He further noticed that the other was not wearing fringes [on his coat] and said to him. ‘Why are you not wearing fringes?’ He replied. ‘The coat [ I am wearing] is borrowed, and Rab Judah has said.A borrowed coat is, for the first thirty days, exempt from the zizith.’

While this was going on a man was brought in [to the court] for not honouring his father and mother. They bound him [to have him flogged], whereupon [Rami] said to them. ‘Leave him alone, for it has been taught. Every commandment which carries its reward by its side does not fall within the jurisdiction of the Court below.’

Said [R. Hisda] to him.’ ‘I see that you are very sharp.’ He replied’ ‘If only you would come to Rab Judah’s school I would show you how sharp I am!’

from http://www.xlubi.com/blog/

צוליב די מצב אין ישראל

2006-07-16T05:53:00.000-07:00

צוליב די מצב אין ישראל
גייט רשעות אופהערן צי שרייבן וועגן סקס וכדומה

דיעזע דרך גייט ממשיך זיין ביז ס'ענדיקט זיך די מלחמה אין ישראל מיט איהרע פארהארגעטער שכנים

rishus supports israel in the war

2006-07-16T04:41:00.000-07:00

my diatribe about nazi elemnts in israel has nothing to do with my full support of israel in the war of gaza and lebanon.

the isrealis must try, however, to fight with the knowledge that the enemy is made up of human beings and that life, should be spared whenever possible.

but isreal must rout out hizbollloh and hamas. wipe them out completely.

nazi israelis

2006-07-16T04:07:00.000-07:00

yes, zaides entire family was wiped out by the nazis, so how can i use that term to the my own family and people who suffered at the hand of the nazis.

well, to me a nazi is anybody who places a racial distinction upon human beings which directly causes the said human beings life. and using this criteria we can term certain sections of the israeli govt./shin bet/mossad and army as being nazis.

it didnt begin yesterday. the secular zionists have killed and maimed many jews. lets begin with yakov israel de hahn, a formerly gay dutch poet who became charedi, was the lawyer for the anti-zionist charedim, and was gunned down on jaffa avenue outside shaaray tzedek hospital, lets go on with all the accusations in ben hechts perfidy. lets now contemplate the near deals by kastner and other zionist higher ups to make some kind of deal with the nazis in which only the ost juden would be killed and the racially superior german jews would be spared; lets, for a moment, meditate upon the thousand of sephardic children whom the secular zionist ripped out of their mother's bosom, kidnapped, and raised as secular jews. lets talk about the thousands of innocent arab civilians women and children who were beaten by these very zionists who today call the right wing settlers racists! racists!! the way u people term charediim, the way i saw u curse them on the tel aviv boardwalk (i was shocked and thought i was in nazi germany) the way that fat nazi pig tommy lapid spurts vomitorious dribble about charedim. yes and the way the police treat them. i have seen accidents in which charedim were innocent and the chiloni got off only because him and the cop were part of the elite/bourgeois/bullshit/secular/nazi/mostly-ashkenazic/nazis.

and the jewish division in the shinbet which has tortured their very own people. but its fine, since the nazi/shin-bet policy is the very same: we r higher than u; we are better then u: we could give two shits whether u live or die.

let me say that rishus is against giving back land for peace and for no compromises in the now ongoing war in gaza and lebanon. but a war must be fought with jewish ideals. mercy for the young and trying very very very hard not to hurt any civilians and to participate in humanitarian efforts at the very time of war.

there should also be full socialism for all palestinians albeit under complete military and political control of the israelis.

it is now clear to all what a disaster the disengagement was (even though this is hardly reported in haaretz and yediot) and now our own guns and calls for democracy which gave us chamas proved that even democracy cannot work for a people sunk in that horrid religion of islam. im hating the sin now and not the sinner. its just that my research of islam has scared the shit out of me to realize we r dealing with angry rabid twelve year olds who are just bent on destruction until they have full control to destroy even more.

the koran is a nazi manifesto as well

for the men women and children in the middle east

2006-07-15T16:45:00.000-07:00

out of respect for the men women and children in the middle east, rishus will suspend sexual/pornographic writing on the site

this will continue for the duration of the war now raging in the middle east

the town apikores

2006-07-15T16:36:00.000-07:00

the story goes about the apikores who is introduced to a visitor whom he hosts at his home. the visitor, witnesses the apikores fervently invloved in the pre-shabbos preparations, embellishing in the pre-shabbos treats of kugel, he then proceeds to the bathouse where he toroughtly enjoys the commaradeties and streaming water. he then goes to shul, sings the nigunnim and then comes home to eat a splendid shabbos meal and drink magnificent wines. this goes on for the whole shabbos. the visitor is shocked and cannot understand why they call him the town apikores.

i wish the dear readers will explain the meaning of this story which i believe have multiple interpretations and contradictory ones at that.

the besht, the gra and the samach mem

2006-07-14T17:25:00.000-07:00

Anonymous said...
where is the source for the besht's comment about the samech mem teaching the gra? not that i doubt it, i'd just never heard that one

8:42 AM

RISHUS REPLIES;

it appears in the hashmotos for toiras sholom from from the Rabbi Sholom Dov Ber of chabad. i saw the printed pages which were taken out, not for its lack of veracity but due to its controversy

BITCH/WHORE/CLIT/WITCH

2006-07-12T12:23:00.000-07:00

to all u bitch whores out there who ae fucking up the world with ur din gvuroh horrid bitch clit witches taking over the world

witch/bitch/clit/whores are demonizing the modern man! energized by putrid jealousy they fuck up all men when all they should really do is get fucked AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
THE MODERN BITCH/WHORE/CLIT/WITCH IS EMASUCLATING MEN ONE BY ONE TURNING THIS WORLD INTO AN UGKLY KLIPPAH/SNAKE/LILLITH/WOMAN/BITCH/WHORE WORLD

BITCHES

email for orgy

2006-07-11T19:39:00.000-07:00

Anonymous said...

is there an email i can contact about the orgy.

3:22 PM

Rishus said...
email for the orgy is

thereisnofreechoice@yahoo.com

7:38 PM

snag shit

2006-07-11T14:39:00.000-07:00

kudos from u to the murderer. as i said in a previous post. snags r murderers. oh, no, they won't go out and kill u directly. they r too evil for that. they will do it with the shulchan aruch, and lie about their inner hate. and use the chofetz chaim not to talk evil, which just causes their evil to become even more decrepit. so all chasidim shud have been killed. u sicko u. is that where litvish philosophy takes u?

judaism has become a murderous religion because of the likes of u. no, jews dont go around killing, but like reb shlomo said hate and ignoring somebody is in kesser.

the litvak walking into zichron moshe at 1230 pm to daven mincha is there primarily to snicker at the chasidim davening shachris.

the root of litvish toiroh, the kavanah, is evil egotistical pursuit. nothing at all to do with god.

like the tzadik, the great baal shemtov said

THE SAMACH MEM IS THE ONE WHO TAUGHT THE VILNA GAON SHAS AND POSKIM.

AND U AS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF MURDEROUS SNAGISM, JUST PROVED THE BAAL SHEMTOV'S POINT

Peretz orders right-wing activist into administrative detention

2006-07-11T13:25:00.000-07:00

[NAZI ISRAELI SHIN BET AT IT AGAIN]

According to rightist Itamar Ben Gvir, Gruner heads "Honenu," an organization which provides legal aid to rightist prioners.

http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/737279.html

a new gay chasid blog www.gaychoosid.blogspot.com

2006-07-11T12:43:00.000-07:00

there is a new blog on the internet. I THINK ITS THE ONLY BLOG OR WEBSITE OF ITS KIND

it's about gay chasidim

www.gaychoosid.blogspot.com

this cracks me up...

i guess i wish them SHOLOM AL YISROEL

CHAMUKAI YERAICHAYICH SAYS

2006-07-11T11:36:00.000-07:00

Of having my progeny cut apart, scraped up and vacuumed out of my rechem, enough to stop me from having unprotected relations risking another impregnation,

Thinking this, sitting next to a pile of my own vomit, sobbing and shaking, dizzy, unable to lift my head.

I feel like I've become so hefker: Laibl had me for the weekend. Motti had me till 4:00 AM and then it's been Berel ever since, smoking hash, card game, massage, I'm lying, sticky, moist between my legs, imagining all the spermies swimming along, propelled upward by my orgasm - oxycontin release - prostaglandin party- up - up into the birth canal, searching out the target.

A staff is stronger than a branch: because the branch is still receiving moisture from the makor so it doesn't need its own strength. You cannot be a staff if you have never been a branch - you must go away to find your own koichis, the shadow of the mokor doesn't allow one to come into his own.

In golus you are a staff!

new woman writer for rishus

2006-07-11T11:07:00.000-07:00

we have a new woman writer for rishus!

she is now working on her first piece which wil be published in about an hour.

her name on rishus will be CHAMUKAI YERAICHAYICH

my dick is getting sucked as im writing this

2006-07-09T12:15:00.000-07:00

my dick is getting sucked as im writing this. maggiies lips seem to finely ever so effervescently diffuse volcanic energies in erupting my atara deeper, ever so ddeeeeeeeper,
ahhhhhhh

is the fucker dead yet?

2006-07-09T11:37:00.000-07:00

im asking my friends in israel to please keep me posted about the sandal wearing charedi.

i want to know of the car accidents and all the evill shit thats happenin with the fucker who fucked with rishus.

and the fucker drives a motorbike, so like he had a bad crash in meah shiorism and i want to fuckin know about this

fuckers! please tell me abot the makos that the fucker is getting

the sandal wearing charedi is dead

so tell me about it...

shtrippindakadmon says,

2006-07-09T11:09:00.000-07:00

hello all my sitra brothers.
thank you for all ure hard work on my behalf.
three words will now be activated for the month of tammuz and av:
grippindeboucher
poompindeshechinamaidl
bilaamindebalaksmikva
thank you
youd hey zayin hey forgives you

and allah? allah can suck my dick!

2006-07-08T20:55:00.000-07:00

overheard, prospect park, by a black guy in sunglasses

yossi reinman's comment on rishus

2006-07-08T19:22:00.000-07:00

yossi reinman, who died in a mysterious way in a mosque, was a friend of mine.

he had written to rishus but i could not find it. here is the comment as yossi wrote it.

Hey i love this post, i feel you.
my email is reimano@yahoo.com
ttyl,yussi Reinman

yiddish and rishus

2006-07-07T16:30:00.000-07:00

yiddish posts have begun on rishus. we cannot be bothered to translate as we dont get paid shit for this shit.

anyway, rishus is yiddish, and always was.

there are programs for yiddish studies at universities and u can go and study some if u wsh to imbibe the rich, varied, thought-provoking, and intelectual articles, being now written on rishus in yiddish

i like the way that sounds

yiddish on rishus

or,

rishus yiddish

מיר בעטן

2006-07-07T15:15:00.000-07:00

מיר בעטן אינזירע טייערע גולשים צו אריינשרייבן אנמערקונגען וועגן די ארגיע

די ארגיע

2006-07-05T22:33:00.000-07:00

די רשעות ארגיע גייט טאקע פארקימען בשעה טובה אין דריי וואכן. מיר דינגן אוס א הערליכע הוז מיט א גרוסע וואנע

אַ מעשה מיט אַ פּילגש

2006-07-05T15:39:00.002-07:00

no english translation provided

אַ מעשה מיט אַ פּילגש

אַ שטורעם איז לעצטנס אויסגעבראָכן אין ישראל אין רעאַקציע צו אַן אַרטיקל וואָס פּראָפעסאָר צבי זוהר האָט אָפּגעדרוקט אין דעם 17טן נומער פון דער העברעאישער וועכענטלעכער צייטשריפט “אקדמות”.

מילא אַז דער עסיי וואָלט ערשינען אין אַ סעקולערן זשורנאַל, איז ניחא. אָבער דער אַרויסגעבער פון “אקדמות” איז דער “בית מורשה” פאַרלאַג, אַן “אַקאַדעמישער צענטער אויף דער אויסשולונג פון אַ ציוניסטישער אידישער פירערשאַפט”. אין אַנדערע ווערטער: דער העכסטער און פאָרגעשריטנסטער אינסטיטוט פון דער מאָדערנער אָרטאָדאָקסיע אין ישראל.

פּראָפעסאָר זוהר שרייבט אַ געלערנטן און גרינטלעכן אַרטיקל, אונטערגעשטיצט מיט סברות און אַרגומענטן, וועגן די באַציאונג פון פיל תורה-ריזן במשך די דורות - צווישן זיי דער רמב”ן, ראב”ד, ר”ן, רא”ש, טור, ב”ח, און דער שולחן ערוך - צו דער פראַגע פון אַ פּילגש, אַ זיווג אָן חופּה און קידושין, וועלכע פאָדערט נישט קיין חתונה און נישט קיין גט.

זוהר טענהט אַז מערסטע פון די גדולי הפּוסקים האָבן געהאַלטן אַז אַ “פּילגש”-זיווגשאַפט איז מותר סיי מדאורייתא און אפילו מדרבנן, אויב די באַציאונגען קומען פאָר אָן קיין עקספּלויטאַציע, דער מאַן איז איר מייחד אַלס זיין פּילגש און די דינים פון טהרת המשפּחה ווערן אפּגעהיט.

מילא. אויף דעם ענין זענען דאָ גרויסע חילוקי דיעות אין פּוסקים. אין טור און שולחן ערוך אבן העזר סימן כ”ו, ווערט די סוגיא דיסקוטירט באריכות, זעט באריכות די נושאי כלים אויף דעם סימן. דער רמ”א, רבי משה איסערליש, ברענגט אין שו”ע דאָרט צוויי דיעות: איין שיטה אַז ס’איז מותר, און די צווייטע שיטה אַז עס איז אַ לאו אויף וועלכע מ’איז גאָר מחוייב מלקות. דער רמב”ם אין הלכות מלכים (פּרק ד) פּסקנט אויך אַז אַ פּילגש איז אסור צו אַ הדיוט און מותר בלויז צו אַ מלך.

[דער איינציקער היתר ביי אַ הדיוט, זאָגט דער רמב”ם, איז בשעת עס האַנדלט זיך וועגן אַן “אמה עבריה”, מיט וועלכע דער אָדון אָדער זיין זון קענען זיך מזווג זיין מצד די געלט מיט וועלכע דער האַר האָט לכתחילה געקויפט די דינסט. אין אַ העכסט-אינטערסאַנטן קאָמענטאַר פון דעם ווילנער גאון אין “ביאורי הגר”א” צום שולחן ערוך דאָרט, קלערט ער אויף, אַז די אַלע פאַלן פון פּילגש וואָס מען געפינט אין תנ”ך, אויסער אין די פאַלן פון אַ מלך, זענען געווען אַ פאַל פון אמה עברי’, אָבער אַ פּילגש איז אסור. אַנדערע פּוסקים האַלטן אַז דער רמב”ם איז יאָ מתיר אַ פּילגש וועמען דער מאַן האָט מייחד געווען און זי איז נישט מופקרת. אָבער אין כאן המקום]

וועגן די פראַגעס האָט מען געשמועסט במשך פון דורות. אָבער זוהר גייט אַ טראָט ווייטער: ער וויל זען די פּילגש-דערשיינונג אַלס אַ טייל פון דעם אידישן לעבן. דער פּראָפעסאָר קריטיקירט די באַוואוסטזיניקע נייגונג צו באַהאַלטן אָט-דעם “היתר” פונעם ציבור, און ער פאַרלאַנגט “אַז מיר זאָלן אַלע וויסן צו אונטערשיידן צווישן אַ פאַרפליכטונג לד’ ולתורתו, און אַ צוגעבונדנקייט צו קאָנסערוואַטיזם”.

זוהר טענהט אַז די רעליגיעזע יוגנט ליידט זייער שטאַרק פון דעם וואָס ער קען נישט האָבן קיינע באַציאונגען פאַר דער חתונה. בשעת רבנים וואָלטן מתיר געווען צו יוגענטלעכע אַ פּילגש, וואָלטן רעליגיעזע יוגענטלעכע געקענט האָבן אַלע פּריוועלעגיעס וואָס עקזיסטירן אין דער סעקולערער וועלט: פירן באַציאונגען אָן חופּה וקידושין, און בלויז היטן די דינים פון טהרת המשפּחה. דאָס, טענהט צבי זוהר, וואָלט באַפרייט אַ סך פון דער רעליגיעזער יוגנט פון אַ שווערן עמאָציאַנלן דרוק.

נאַטירלעך, האָבן די באַמערקונגען פון זוהר אַרויסגערופן שאַרפע קריטיק. הרב יהודה הרצל הענקין און הרב שמואל אריאל האָבן געשריבן אינעם זעלבן נומער פונעם זשורנאַל פּאָלעמישע אַרטיקלען, פאַרמעסטנדיק זיך מיט זוהר’ס שטעלונגען. הרב הענקין האַלט אַז “מ’קען מתיר זיין אַ פּילגש נאָר אויף אַ פּריוואַטן אופן, און בדיעבד”. טראָץ דעם וואָס “ווי באַוואוסט, האָבן פיל פון די גדולי הפּוסקים און מפרשים פון דעם שולחן ערוך מסכים געווען אַז אַ פּילגש איז מותר”, האַלט הענקין אַז “דער וואָס פאַרלאַנגט עפנטלעך, בפרהסיא, מתיר צו זיין פּילגש-באַציאונגען, איז מכשיל דעם רבים”. הרב הענקין קריטיקירט אויך דעם כאַראַקטער פון זוהר’ס אַרטיקל, וואָס איז נישט געשריבן אויף אַ גענוג אחריותדיקן אופן.

אָבער הרב שמואל אריאל האָט אין אַן אַנדערן אַרטיקל דעבאַטירט די עצם מקורות, אויף וועלכע זוהר האָט זיך פאַררופן אין זיין מאמר. הרב אריאל צענעמט די פאַרשידענע דעות און פירט אויס אַז בלויז רבי יעקב עמדין, דער “שאילת יעבץ”, האָט מתיר געווען דאָס וואוינען מיט אַ פּילגש אויף אַ צייטווייליקן אופן. דער שרייבער פאַרנעמט זיך ווייטער מיט באַהאַנדלען די סאָציאַלע און גייסטיקע קאָנסעקווענצן וואָס קענען אַרויסקומען פון דעם היתר פּילגש, און ער טיילט אָפּ צווישן “לאָיאַליטעט צו תורת השם און נאָכגעשלעפּטקייט נאָך דער דאָמינירנדיקער קולטור”.

אין דעם איינדרוקספולן שקלא-וטריא וואָס “אקדמות” האָט געדרוקט, האָבן זיך אָנגעשלאָסן נייע שטימעס, וואָס זענען בכלל נישט געהערט געוואָרן לענגאויס דער היסטאָריע. צוויי געלערנטע פרויען האָבן באַהאַנדלט די אויבנדערמאָנטע טעמע און אָפּגעענטפערט צבי זוהר’ן אין אַ פּאָלעמישן אַרטיקל: די אַדוואָקאַטין מיכל טיקאָטשינסקי, פאָרזיצערין פון דער שול פאַר פרויען אין “בית מורשה” און רחלי שפּרעכער פרענקל, אַ הלכה-ראַטגעבערין אין “נשמת” און אַ לעקטאָרין אין דעם “לינדנבאַום” קאַלעדזש.

די צוויי שרייבערינס באַהאַנדלען די פראַגע אויף אַ געבילדעטן און אָריגינעלן אופן. זיי שטימען צו אַז פּילגש-דערשיינונגען האָבן עקזיסטירט אויף פאַרשידענע מאָדעלן אין משך פון די דורות, אָבער זיי טענהן אַז די דאָזיקע פאַלן זענען געווענלעך געווען קאָנטראָווערסאַל און בלויז טעאָרעטיש. זיי שטעלן פאָר די פעמיניסטישע שטימע, וואָס זעט אין פּילגש אַ דערנידעריקונג און באַרירונג פון די פונדאַמענטאַלסטע מענטשלעכע רעכטן: “קיין שום איבערגעגעבענער טאַטע האָט נישט באַשטימט זיין טאָכטער צו זיין עמיצנ’ס פּילגש. ווער ס’האָט זיך געקימערט וועגן דער צוקונפט פון זיין טאָכטער, האָט אויך געזאָרגט איר חתונה צו מאַכן כדת משה וישראל...”

טיקאָטשינסקי און שפּרעכער שטעלן זיך אָפּ בעיקר אויפ’ן שאָדן וואָס באַטרעפט די פרויען אין אַזאַ פאַל. לויט דער מיינונג פון די צוויי געלערנטע פרויען, קאָמפּראמיזירט זוהר אויף דעם צניעות עטיק אין ישראל און שלאָגט פאָר אַן עקסטרעם ליבעראַלע אַגענדע, וואָס איז ווייט נישט אידישלעך.

קען זיין אפילו אַז זוהר איז גערעכט מיט דעם, אַז אין דער אידישער מסורה עקזיסטירן היתרים אויף פּילגש-זיווגשאַפטן, אָבער די אידישע וועלט איז נישט בלויז טרוקענע געזעצן. אידישקייט איז אַ סדר החיים, אַ צוגאַנג צום לעבן, און אַ רעליגיע וואָס נעמט אַרום דעם גאַנצן מהות און נשמה פון אַ אידן. אין אָט דער וועלט-פילאָזאָפיע, איז נישט דאָ אויף “פּילגש-אָפּמאַכן” קיין אָרט אין היינטיקן דור.
טוט דא א קוועטש. זייט אזוי גוט, און אבאנירט דעם "אלגעמיינעם זשורנאל".
Posted on April 18, 2006

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rishus financial protocol (part 1)

2006-07-05T13:05:00.000-07:00

the financial system that will be in place will be capitalist but with mandatory charity by the richest 1% of society.

the danish socialist model will be instituted. in denmark its all free, beginning with birth. free health care. stipend for those that cant work. psychoanalysis, being fee, will acclimate folks towards productive work. those, such as myself, who dont want to work, will be given a home to live in, free healthcare, a stipend, and unlimited free tuition in academia. creative people will all receive a stipend. even those whose stuff aint that great*.

the question of capitalism/success/innovation versus socialism, i.e. how can u have the best when u r charging so much tax, will be dealt with by trying to finance government programs through private charities.

taxes will be higher, however, for the rich, than current u.s rates.

remember: tuition for all schools up to a phd is completely free

marijuana will be legal, and other drugs will be sold with the input of doctors and therapists.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS (AA) will be outlawed.

taxes from drugs and prostitution, which will be legal will go towards, well, our benevolent rishus govt.

marijuana mikva - police on the jersey shore

2006-07-04T04:46:00.000-07:00

just got back from an all nighter at the jersey shore,
listening to shivi, bob dylan, shlomo and that guy from rainbow,
im smokin this big fat joint, fillin the board walk with thick blue/grey smoke,
a cop passes on a small 4x4,
put it out, my friend said,
i just did,
the cop passes 50 meters and then backs up,
im shitting in my pants,
and he says so wats going on? a little marijuana mikva?
we stare at him, shocked,
and he says ma nishma, where u guys from
he was jewish,
and spoke hebrew,
we spoke and all was cool,
i walked back to the car to roll another fatty

i saw god today,
not in jerusalem -
but on the jersey shore

rishus is shomer shabbos!

2006-07-03T09:29:00.000-07:00

statcounter shows me that the people who read this website, are overwhelmingly shomer shabbos!

rishus get 150-200 hits a day, but on shabbos rishus gets only 10-20 hits, and sometimes zero or single digits.

OY VAY! TATTE ZIESE! BASHAIFER HAILIGE!!!!

2006-07-03T06:07:00.000-07:00

ROB (rishus orgy bulletin)

2006-07-03T05:32:00.000-07:00

rishus is receiving questions as to the orgy i.e. are married couples permitted to attend...

we ask our dear and loyal readers do participate in the logistics of the orgy.

we must be careful of the rabid fuckers in the frum community who will do anything that this shouldn't happen

basically the orgy will follow the rules of the current sex-party scene prevalent in major us cities

the reason why rishus must have a video of sexual content showing the face and putz of the orgy applicant is TO PROTECT RISHUS AND ALL ORGY PARTICIPANTS FROM MISHMERES HATZNIUS. RISHUS WILL NEVER SHOW THE VIDEO TO ANYBODY BUT WE MUST PROTECT OURSELVES.

again, we ask our readers to please chip in to allow the rishus orgy to be mamash epes zaier geshmak

orgy is sponsored by

rishus.blogspot.com
orthodoxantichrist.blogspot.com
shachsatan.blogspot.com
hasidicnudes.blogspot.com

HI REDMUTT

2006-07-03T05:01:00.000-07:00

hyper-nomian playgrounds - sex, sex, and more sex

2006-06-30T00:00:00.001-07:00

in a kabboloh sefer, i read, that how can the toireh say that when a man does his sister it is chesed (love)? the kabbalist explains, that just as the lion in yechezkels merkovoh represents chesed even though down here its is not eaxactly loving, so too down here the sister and brother doing it, is forbidden. in other words, through the chain of coverings which conceal gods light, the lion/sister-fuck becomes osur and evil. but in atzilus, the kabbalist continues, all the unifications are not only allowed but mandated, desired. a man and his sister fuck away in atzilus.

now, when moshiach comes we go to a higher place than even atzilus. we go to pnimiyus of atik, which is the internal aspect of Ancient Man, a place that is even higher than odom harishon before the fall. so in effect all yichudim/unifications/sexualities will be not only permitted but mandated.

the thing is that shabsi tzvi fucked up (no pun intended!). u cannot have a wild structure. it is too dangerous. and too many people will get hurt. there is some kind of system that will be worked out, i guess, by god, moshiach and all the other hipsters.

but of one thing im sure: the present day sex goings on in the charedi world, the monogamy and repression, the molestations and manipulations and sexual addictions , all these, will be out the window,

to be replaced by something very very holy, and very very sexual,

charedi orgy

2006-06-28T10:03:00.000-07:00

we finally got the place,
its in the meatpacking district in nyc

the date is monday july 24

there will only be charedi or ex-charedi guys

the chicks will be charedi ex-charedi and shiksas too...

we will be screening potentates with a video and an interview.

u must provide a sex video of urself, which rishus will keep in order to safeguard rishus from the mishmeeres hatzniys people.

we do realize that it will be difficult to get charedi girls to get involved and thusly we r allowing all types of women ro attend.

meanwhile several people have already enrolled: the chick r hot, very very hot.

u must be sort of hot mit a shainem shmaser to participate.

look out for the ROU (Rishus Orgy Updates) for more info...

orgy is sponsored by

rishus.blogspot.com
orthodoxantichrist.blogspot.com
shachsatan.blogspot.com
hasidicnudes.blogspot.com

ORTHODOX ANTICHRIST

2006-06-27T23:30:00.000-07:00

http://orthodoxantichrist.blogspot.com/

I'm gonna start by blasting my family , they are a bunch of self righteous jack asses , all of them ran away from Israel for one reason or another , and the only one left here is my mom who is the worst of all of them and I'd rather the old bitch gasped her last than actualy be here . My brother doesn't do anything at all to stay in contact and my father when he does contact me has nothing else to say except ludities about the chick he wants to marry , or he's cursing at me blaming me for his divorce , and my sister who I like best of all of them doesn't respond to emails almost ever and I have no phone to call her . They all pussied out for one reason or another , and I don't blame them with "the bitch" lets call her here . I understand wanting to put an ocean between oneself and the bitch , she is one of those kinds of mothers who would go to the states from Israel just to try and start a custody battle over her grand kids when the parents aren't talking to her for just that reason , and there's no reason for the parents to lose custody she's a witch like no other she was actuly locked up once in a institution for afew months , she meds but refuses to take them , and because I taught her afew meditations afew years ago she thinks that she is super woman and Gods Prophet , she told me a story this last Shabbos about a certain Rabbi first she builds him up as if she has to in my eyes he's like the only grandfather I had , and I have had open revelations of his holy spirit , then she tells me that he once called her into the room before he passed away and when she asked if she should bring his wife he said no (BULLSHIT they survived the shoa together , AND he's a litvak) then he tells her that he can see angels (notice the plurality here this is how she told it to me) then he tells her , and that angel I see before me is you (notice angel here one before there were multiple ones) what a cocka mamie crap story , she's trying to convince me that she's some kind of angel then when I inform her that I don't believe the story or that she is an angel she gets all pissed off and starts into this offensive diatribe about my faults and failures , anyone familure with narcisism will understand that this is the classic response to a belief that the narco could have a fault even if you realy are nice and accepting about it , or that they might not have the delusional powers that their meglomaniacal mind convinces them they have , and the worst part is that most people believe the whoee she slings at them she acts like she's so nice and fluffy and all my friends who have met her say WOW your mom is soooooo cool , except shachsatan she hated him because he taught me how to learn Torah a little and she likes it when I believe I'm an idiot and have little to no self esteem (not to be confused with gayvah she loves all things evil), so they all gobble up her drivle like it's fucking popcorn , even the outlandish shit that she couldn't have done for one she's not holy enough for two she doesn't have that much esoteric awareness or control for three she's not evil enough . I'm sick of this bitch and her shit and I'm sick that the family I do have that I love have been distanced across the ocean because of all the different reasons they ran for and from one being her . She also projects all this crazy abuse all of it from her childhood like her father beating her daily some times so heavily she couldn't leave the house for awhile so the bruises would go away (not realy her father her mom was a fluzy who cheated on him and my mom's a bastard...we all converted so this doesn't affect the families statis) or the time her cousin raped her ...TIMES sorry or the times their preacher raped her etc. she told me stories about it before she went totaly off her rocker when I was a child , so she projects all this crap and more onto my father , and when she first tried to with me and I didn't buy into her crap and told her that it was her mothers husband cousin preacher etc. she flipped and said that if I ever told anyone that or said it again she would contact my fathers employers and tell them that he was responsible (she was unaware where he was working or if he had work at the time) for all this , and then it turned into making a website about what a horrible person he is . Now let me tell you in retrospect I might think my dad doesn't contact me enough and get insulted about it but I watched this bitch torture him for 20 years and I do mean torture , my dad smacked us kids sometimes and I don't think that we always deserved it but he was frustrated and he worked at my moms behest for almost 12-16 hour days sometimes , I don't remember him in my childhood because he wasn't this fucking whore had him working like a mule (she didn't sleep with him from the time of our conversion that's like 10 years and they were married and in good health I mean fuck any guy would be frustrated) I mean literaly a sexless beast incapable of baring children , all because she had three c sections and ruined her health instead of her looks and the doctors warned her that if she tries for a fourth she'll die so she had her tubes tied then wanted that my father should have himself nutered too , when he didn't that was the begining of the sickness realy apearing no more "family" just mother the sullen godess of destruction . Another symptom of the narco is to "punish" their targets/victims by withholding sex my brother sister and I all had our own rooms for almost half of our lives lived at home , because our parents didn't need one they just slept in the den on matresses and kept their clothes in a closet . The last method of punishment as if it were for the narco is disasociation with said victim , the divorce of my mother and father she beliives she is so damn great that it is the worst kind of revenge to remove herself from ones presence AS IF LMAO , fuckin A+ I've been going at it here and I still got some stuff to do today later all ... To Be Continued .

http://orthodoxantichrist.blogspot.com/

new york: good times

2006-06-27T23:22:00.000-07:00

yeah so instead of writing im like,
smokin grams and grams of da best, da best,
eating matjes herring from finland,
smoked salmon from norway,
aged peperoni (yeah dats pig!) from the tuscany region in italy,
fine, fucking fine, wines,

im walking da walk,

im fuckin da fuck

AND GO BUY UR SHITTY 2 DOLLAR ISRAELI ARAK, CAUSE U AINT GOT NO REAL SHIT
SO TO U,
LITTLE OL JEALOUS 552

ID PASS U DA FATTY BUT UR UNDER DA NAZI POLICE, SO DAY WONT LET IT

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2006-06-23T11:35:00.000-07:00

posted by orthodox antichrist
REAL NAMES IS BALLS/MESSIAH/GOD

12:30 PM | 0 comments

Sorry guys I was away again . Dead or dieing in one way or another , Sorry to ShachS.blog blah blah/Shakran you know who this is the best I can come up with for an apology . Sabbah Said to a bunch of bells/gur jerk offs who are of the masters' Holy DA'a/blahblah that If that's how you act You aren't of his seed. Sabbah said/says we are his children. You know I worship Satan/ME po

get it?

2006-06-23T11:30:00.000-07:00

when im in jerusalem the weed is so shitty - i think im in ny

when im in ny the weed is so fucking awsome - i think im in jerusalem

http://hasidicnudes.blogspot.com

2006-06-23T10:57:00.000-07:00

Bochur said...
check out http://hasidicnudes.blogspot.com
leave your comments

9:08 PM

SOUNDS INTERSETING, LETS CHECK IT OUT (btw, this is not a rishus initiative)

god writing about 'jerusalem wedding expulsion"

2006-06-21T12:22:00.000-07:00

shtrippin de kadmon has endorsed
the content of this pony shtreuchen pleppin akin shtrepen pooen trippin bongin drelttzen forever bleesess the bluebeam connection from tzfas with love to all the strauchen monkayz shoe kiissers of laynge atik prowlers
ausshleppen donrypen greltzen de litvak sh naucheren yehu dananny marina verabna moloka hoawmshoich loolam wad! who gave permission to any of the devils to act without my permission? do they not know that they have signed their death warrants,by starting with my moshiach partners?
do they know?
NO! NO! and why not? because i personally shtripped their peptzinz! I have instructed satan(yes he does exist,and yes he must follow all my orders)to make all of this stauchen pleppers children goto chabad schools!
the masses will learn their lessons even if i have to do it myself.
who gave the sitra achara permission to do this? was it bob eye from new york?
was it gimpy?
dreltter?
NO! the culprit was
woeifytowkjdhnf and he has been deleted.
I have given over power of attorney of the sitra accounts in new york to you my friend.
shtrippindakadmon! 358 pm yud zayin nissan tov shin mem , vehamayvin yovin

THIS SITE IS A בזיון to כלל ישראל!!

2006-06-21T11:55:00.000-07:00

Post a Comment On: Rishus

"arab fuck"

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MASHGIACH said...
THIS SITE IS A בזיון to כלל ישראל!!

2:11 PM

exchosid said...
EXCUSE ME MASHGIACH......
there are plenty of things klal yisroal can be ashamed of before this blog.

and what the fuck are you doing here if you dont like what it says.

all these mother fuckers (especially you MASHGIACH) who use their frumkeit to judge others and act like they are OH SO HOLY...
at least 90 percent of them have skeletons in their closet, and to make themselves feel better they go and judge others. why dont all of you get busy with yourself. YOU BUNCH OF HOLY COWS MOTHER FUCKERS. maybe what you need is to suck a good dick.

6:36 PM

charedi sex in IM exchange

2006-06-20T09:35:00.000-07:00

happychosid: and de putz vos standing like meshige
rishus: nu...
happychosid: i becuming so heiss now im being frim so its haard foor me ven de putz is stending lik dis
rishus: wat did she look like? very nice, like a satmere maidel nur witout de cloding
rishus: ur english is funny
happychosid: yu ar makiing fan fun me?
rishus: ok sorry. but go on i want the details.
happychosid: so she virkin bei mei broders hows in villyimsborg
rishus: hispanic?
happychosid: no, shes poilishi in ying in mamash hais.
rishus: how does she dress?
happychosid: mit de tite geens mit de shart shirt. and ven shes bending don to clen shes showing her skin frum de bek.
oy i vas so ungereitzt and shes seeis man grosse shmaser stiking out frum de hoisen tru de talis kooten.
rishus: no go on im getting horny!
happychosid: nobodi is der so im shmooesing mit her and vi starded maching it. vay vay. she starded mit di suking and man finger vaz in hir pusy we ver scerd fun man brider cuming hom. and im starding to tak man kleider of. and ma broder vaks in

rishus: shit!
happychosid: and he becoming ungereitzt ich hob gemeach vi meir endiken. bot man brider is saying mach es mer and so im doing it mit her mit de broder vatching. ven im ending .
rishus nu! where ar u?
happychosid: yu pramis mit a neder dat yu dont tell nobody i hev to go ve vil tak lader
rishus: wat time
happychosid: lader
rishus: ok bye

arab fuck

2006-06-19T07:42:00.000-07:00

as im cruising my statcounter account, i c an arab from kuwait was just on rishus.

he arrived via a blogsearch

his keywords were

"arab" "fuck"

reb nachman responds to a comment

2006-06-18T11:04:00.000-07:00

rishus received a comment from

Dun Aryeh said...
You low life Pervert of Znus!
repent while you still can. you are fully aware that you will be reincarnated as something sick.
go to our website
http://www.truekabbalah.org/pages/tikunbris.htm
and start doing Tikunim

Dun Aryeh
Alufay Azaus Dkedusha
3:53 PM

i sat down to respond to this dun guy and my eyes scattered the room and i saw "meshivas nefesh" from reb nachman. i opened it, randomly,

and i translate:

and of course many tribulations must overcome the person, and many seas and rivers and abysses and changing waters

must overcome him, and many deserts full of dreadfully large snakes and scorpions must he bypass, until he merits to enter the gates of holiness
(meshivas nefesh, ch. 100)

dun:

u claim to be a breslover but like most chasidim u dont practice wat ur master preaches.

i suggest, that since u run a website called truekabbalah, u begin studying rabbeinu and some kabbalah

it might help u with ur site and with ur life
(and with my life as well)

i c rdemutt loves BIG NIPPLES who wud have known!

2006-06-17T12:36:00.000-07:00

hey redmutt in uman i c ur on rishus write something and tell reb nachman he can kiss my ass

2006-06-17T12:35:00.000-07:00

CHAREDI SEX: a long piece from hydepark.co.il but a really good one

2006-06-17T10:14:00.000-07:00

I SAW THIS ON,

http://hydepark.hevre.co.il/hydepark/topic.asp?topic_id=1950425

כניסה למנהלים הפוך למנהל הרשם תיבה אישית דף אישי שינוי פרטים פורומים ראשי

שלח תגובה הוסף לדף אישי שלח לחבר

פורומים > סקס, מין וכל השאר > היימישיע סעקס

!just got this email

16:57
13/6/2006____ _
daytrader
i just this email
!Enjoy

:Subject

..enjoy

One night, when my wife Ratzy and I were making out
and she had my cock in her hand and I was teasing her
clit, she asked me about my friends, the guys in my
night Kollel. They always make a big deal about her
breasts, staring at them whenever she is around or if
they all get together in our house for a shmooze. I
.sometimes tease her about that
,Do they act like that with every girl?'' she asked''
.trying not to be too curious

No,'' I said. ''They just go nuts over your boobs. I'm''
.''sure they are wondering what they're like and stuff
.Really?'' she said, her hand quickening on my cock''
.Why?'' I asked''
She blushed and hid her face against my chest. ''I have
...''this fantasy sometimes
.''Tell me''
I go to one of your mesibos to serve and do the''
kitchen stuff, and then afterwards you guys take me
someplace and I get horny and you make me strip in
front of your friends... and they masturbate while
.''they look at my breasts

The thought of her flashing those fabulous jugs in
front of my chevra did give me kind of a thrill. I
knew the guys would go nuts if something like that
happened. And the more I thought about it, the more it
turned me on. I knew deep down it would give her a
thrill to show off her tits like that, even though as
a heimish girl it was something she wouldn't even
.admit to herself she'd love. Hmmm

About a week later, we had a yartzeit seida in shul
.and Ratzy outdid herself in the kitchen as usual
Afterwards, since it was Shmiel's birthday, we invited
everyone to our house for dessert. Ratzy got busy in
,the kitchen of course, and Shmiel helped her there
making a cold pitcher of iced-tea for everybody. It
,wasn't long before we were all feeling pretty good
especially Ratzy, who was very horny from the heimish
gathering and all the looks and compliments over her
culinary skills. You can always tell when my wife is
horny, she gets this ''I want it'' look in her eyes that
.drives guys nuts

,As the evening wore on, somebody, Shmiel I think
,wanted a picture of the chevra for his birthday
,wearing our tzitzis and undershirts but no shirts
like we used to hang around and shmooze years back
,when we were all roomates. We all laughed about it
and then decided to do it. With Ratzy watching we all
took our shirts off and posed while she took our
picture. After she took the pictures everybody
laughed, then we decided to watch a video of an old
HASC concert. Ratzy kidded us about how we wished we
were all younger and were trying to recapture it by
staying without shirts and watching, but it was clear
.she was a little embarrassed and a little turned on

Later, I was talking to Shmiel and I asked him what he
wanted for his birthday, since I hadn't bought
.anything special for him

.Look Heshy,'' he told me in a loose moment of candor''
,Tz'vishin inz tzvei, just between us, and no offense''
what I would like is a good look at your vaibel's
.''tits. They've been just too much all night

,I laughed so then he laughed seeing that I took it OK
but when I looked across the room at my wife, I felt a
.pulsing between my legs

,While they were all watching Oif Simchas on the video
I took Ratzy into the back guest-room and started
making out with her. I had my hand underneath her
,blouse, playing with her boobs through her bra
working my thumb inside the 38DD cups that held her
.twin melons so that I could tease her nipples

...Those guys would die if they could see these mamas''
...see how big they are, how thick your nipples are
.''they'd get instant hard-ons

She groaned at the thought I put in her head. ''It
would be pretty naughty to see their cocks all big and
hard...'' she whispered, ''and shake my tits in front of
.''them till they need to jack off

She arched her back and pushed her tits in my face and
.moaned

Listen, uh... Shmiel told me what he wants for his''
.''birthday

?''She rubbed my hard cock through my pants. ''What

...''He wants to see your tits''

Ratzy smiled, thinking I was joking. ''Oooh, how
.''naughty, bring him in, I'll suck his cock

No, seriously. That's what he secretly wants for his''
.''birthday. He admitted it

Ratzy stared at me, realizing I was serious. ''What did
you tell him?'' she asked, her feline eyes heavy and
.filled with lust

I told him it would be okay with me, on the chance''
.''that you'd do it

?''She gaped. ''Really

I nodded. ''We're all friends from way back. We know
we're all human and what each other really wants more
?''than we'll ever admit. Why, you want to or something

She groaned and buried her face against my chest. I
slipped my hand around to squeeze her firm, rounded
.ass-buns

Should I?'' she asked, her voice muffled against my''
.chest

.If you want to,'' I answered. She looked up at me''

?''Will you hate me afterwards''

.''I shook my head. ''I don't think so

...You're really hard... is it turning you on''
?''thinking about me showing my tits

I shrugged. I guess she felt what even I was only
.starting to really realize. ''I don't know... kind of
.''Yeah

Ooooh, that is so hot. What would I do, strip for''
?''him, or all your chevra

I shrugged again. ''All of them I guess. You can't
.''exactly call him in with you, with everyone knowing

She rubbed my cock up and down with her hand. ''Would
?''they jack off while I did it

.''I don't know. Maybe''

Would you do it, too? Jack off while I showed your''
?''friends my tits and my ass

She was really rubbing my cock now. My voice cracked
as I said, ''Maybe. Yeah. If they did it... yeah, I
.''guess

Yoish... that is so hot... let me blow you. Right''
.''now

No, baby... wait...'' She pulled my pants down, moved''
my boxers to one side and started jacking me off. I
had to stop her while she was still hot. I stuffed my
cock back inside my boxers. ''Come on, let's go back to
the chevra. They'll be wondering why we're missing so
,long.'' I led her into the living room where the guys
still without shirts, were shukeling with the group on
the video. Nobody noticed as I walked in and sat on a
chair. I still had no idea if Ratzy was serious, but
…she sure was acting real horny and when she loses it
,The thought got me hot and I took my tzitzis off then
wiping my forehead with my undershirt. Yankel looked
.at me then

Hey, you're back! Why are you so shvitzed up?'' He''
eyed the others and they grinned. Obviously they had
.been dropping lines about our absence

Then he saw my wife standing there with a real pouty
look and he suddenly decided it was kinda hot and also
took his tzitzis off, followed by the rest of the
guys. They stopped watching the video when my wife
.gave me a wink

Shmiel hit the pause on the remote and asked if we
wanted to rewind to what we missed or something. Ratzy
,stood there, shy, a finger-tip between her teeth
looking at the four guys, and then over at me. I
.nodded

It's okay,'' Ratzy told him. ''Put it back on. It's''
just by the purrrrfect song.'' A drop puzzled at the
.obvious overtones, Shmiel put it back on play

Ratzy began to sway with the music. I looked at Shmiel
who gaped at my wife. ''Happy birthday, Shmiel.'' He
looked at me and nodded, not believing that what he
had blurted out in an embarrassing moment of lust was
.really happening. I couldn't believe it either

Ratzy swayed gently with the music, then started to
slowly undo the buttons on her blouse. The guys sat
.there, not daring to breathe for fear she would stop
I walked over and sat next to Shmiel. We all watched
Ratzy open her blouse and show us her huge, pear
shaped tits encased in her white, lace bra. One of the
!''guys gasped out loud. ''Oh, baby

Ratzy smiled, enjoying the reaction. She slid her
blouse down her arms and dropped it on the floor. She
ran her hands up her flat belly, cupping her breasts
so that they almost spilled out over her bra. She
moved closer to us, turning now to move gently to the
music, her back to us. Slowly, teasingly, she lifted
the hem of her shortish skirt, exposing the lower half
of her ripe buttocks through her nude pantyhose. She
bent at the waist so that her ass was pushed out
towards us, her skirt riding up on her hips. She
.wiggled her butt and Yankel almost fell off his chair
.Ohh man...'' he gasped''

Ratzy rolled her pantyhose down over her tush, then
pulled her bikini panties up between her buttocks and
swung her ass around and around at us. My dick was so
hard I thought it would rip through my pants. I looked
over at the other guys and they were having the same
reaction. Ratzy turned around and shimmied out of her
skirt, kicking it away so that she stood in front us
dressed in just her bra, pantyhose, panties and
.high-heels. The guys were going nuts and she loved it
She kicked off her high-heels, then slowly finished
.removing her pantyhose, flinging it at Shmiel
Shamelessly, he found the crotch on it and brought it
.to his nose, sniffing the scent of my wife's arousal
.The other guys looked at him enviously

Ratzy now reached behind her and started unfastening
.her bra

Everybody froze, waiting for the big moment. The bra
popped open and she held it to her tits with her hands
for a few long seconds. And then, with everyone not
breathing, she slid the bra away, coaxing it down her
arms and off. Her breasts were magnificent, big and
pear shaped with those thick nipples. She stood there
for a moment, her back arched, pushing them towards
us, and then she shook them back and forth so that
.Shmiel let out something between a yelp and a scream
,Ratzy smiled and began playing with her own tits
pinching her nipples, lifting the big globes so that
they pressed together, letting them drop, then shaking
them again in time to the music. She started to peel
her panties down then, and there were whistles from
the guys. By now we had all lost our inhibitions. She
stopped just as the top of her triangle of pubic hair
.came into view

Show me yours, and I'll show you mine.'' she said in a''
.throaty voice

.I couldn't believe those words came out of her mouth
I almost came in my boxers. The guys looked at each
other and then Shmiel pulled his pants and boxers off
at once so that his cock sprang up in front of him. It
.was really big... thick and long, about eight inches
...Ratzy's eyes were riveted on it and I read her lips
,Yoy, Mama.'' The other guys had their cocks out now''
too. Yankel was stroking a rock-hard shaft, bigger
even than Shmiel's. I looked at Ratzy to see if she
saw it and she had. She was open mouthed with awe and
lust. Everybody watched as she resumed peeling her
panties down past her pussy. The lips of her pussy
were swollen with her desire, glistening with her
juices, some of it literally oozing down into her
pubic hairs, hanging off them in a couple of thin
strings. That was when I took my own cock out and
.started pumping

.Play with yourself, baby.'' I told her''

Ratzy slowly ran her finger up between the lips of her
cunt and got it wet and slick. She rubbed her pussy
,for a few seconds, grinding her hips back and forth
then turned and bent all the way over. She reached
,back to spread her cheeks and showed us her slick
.dripping cunt and her tight little asshole

Who wants to smell my pussy?'' she said in a voice I''
hardly recognized. My cock spasmed and I had to
.concentrate on not cumming

Ratzy worked her ass in tight circles, her cheeks
spread lewdly in front of us. Duvid staggered to his
feet and moved to her, his cock bobbing stiffly in
front of him. He went on his knees and put his face
close to her ass and pussy. She looked back over her
.shoulder at him, one big breast pointing to the left
?''You want it on your face''

Duvid only groaned. Ratzy took half a step back and
pressed her spread cheeks to his face, moving her wet
pussy around on his face. She groaned suddenly and
pulled away. I saw that she had almost cum. She looked
at Duvid, still on his knees, his face slick with her
.juices

Do you like it?'' she asked. Duvid closed his eyes and''
.jacked himself off

Ratzy looked at me and smiled a wicked smile before
.walking over to stand right in front of Shmiel

?''Wanna play with my tits, birthday boy''

,Shmiel looked at me, pleading for a yes. I shrugged
,too turned on to go back. He reached for her greedily
filling his hands with those luscious breasts. She was
,breathing hard now and I knew she was over the edge
nothing would bring her back now but a good cum. She
watched Shmiel's hands work her breasts over, watched
him pull on her nipples. She looked over at me, at my
.cock still in my hand, ready to explode

I wanna play with his cock.'' The words came out of''
her in a slow, heated roll. I was too turned on to
even speak so all I did was blink. She pushed Shmiel's
hands away from her tits and looked down at his huge
cock, pulsing at about nipple level. She smiled as she
reached for it, wrapping her dainty, tapered fingers
around it, her fingertips not touching because of its
.thickness

Oh, yeah... this is a big cock.'' She whispered as she''
,began to stroke it for him. ''Oh, yeah... yoish, look
.''you're cumming

A big bubble of early cum had formed at the tip of
.Shmiel's cock

Rub it on your tits...'' I said, knowing she would''
.anyway

Ratzy let a moan escape from her lips as she leaned
forward slightly and pressed Shmiel's cock to her big
.breasts, smearing his juice around on her nipples

Put it between your tits, baby, jack him off that''
.''way, the way you do it to me

Ratzy moaned again, almost a sob of desire as she put
her hands on her breasts and squeezed them tight
around Shmiel's cock. She moved them up and down his
dick, her chin tilted down so she could watch the huge
.head thrusting just inches from her mouth

.Faster,'' groaned Shmiel''

Ratzy began pumping his cock between her tits at a
quicker pace, his pre-cum smearing them, making her
.cleavage slick and shiny

.Do it with your hand now, please,'' wheezed Shmiel''
Ratzy let his cock escape from between her breasts and
.resumed jacking him off

.You like it?'' I asked her. I couldn't help it''

It's so big.'' she gasped, her eyes riveted on the''
.heavy stick of cockmeat in her hand

I felt a flash of resentment then. Shmiel's cock was
.about an inch bigger than my seven inches

I wanna suck him,'' she whispered, her voice choked''
with lust. I closed my eyes and blinked them open
.again, looking into her heavy-lidded eyes

.Can I?'' she pleaded''

,I nodded. She drew a breath noisily between her teeth
a noise borne of lust. We all watched as she lowered
her face slowly toward Shmiel's thick cock. She bent
it down slightly and pressed the slick cockhead to her
lips, running it back and forth, then holding it under
.her nose and inhaling deeply

...Oh, I love to smell cock... cock and cum... ummmm''
.''I'm so bad

She reveled in the heavy smell of Shmiel's cock and
then pouted her generous lips to an oval shape. She
held her mouth poised over Shmiel's cock for a long
moment, and then plunged downward, filling her mouth
with thick, warm dick. She groaned along with Shmiel
as she began to slide her head up and down, sucking
her mouth on his cock. Shmiel was in ecstasy, the
others pumped their cocks in a steady beat, wondering
if they might be included in this largesse. Ratzy slid
.her mouth off Shmiel's meat and groaned

...I love big cocks... I like them in my mouth''
...shooting cum down my throat... spurting on my tits
all over my tits... on my pussy... on my ass...'' She
dove down again, swallowing half his cock. I had never
heard so much from her before. I guess she needed to
let all her deepest secrets out now. Shmiel put his
hand on the top of her head and guided her up and down
on his meat, getting a cadence he liked. She looked up
at his face while she sucked him off, watching his
reactions. It turned her on to see him so helpless
beneath the pleasure she gave him. I had seen that
look a thousand times and knew what Shmiel was
.feeling

Oh, yeah... suck me off, Ratzy,'' grunted Shmiel. She''
turned her head slightly and Shmiel's cock slid across
her cheek. He rubbed it around on her face, smearing
his juices across her lips. She groaned as she felt
the heat from his cock sliding across her face. He
pressed the swollen head against her lips and she
smelled cock under her nose, his heavy smell, musk
mixed with sweat and cum that sent shivers of
excitement down through her body to make her even
.wetter between her thighs

Oh, yoy, yes... put it in my mouth tattele... let me''
.suck it,'' she groaned

She went down and took his cock with her mouth and
.Shmiel groaned so loud we all thought he was cumming

I watched my wife suck Shmiel's dick and felt my own
,cock ache from the intense erection I had. ''Blow him
.you naughty vaibel. Suck his cock,'' I rasped

Ratzy slid her mouth off Shmiel's cock and looked at
.me, her lips swollen and puffy from sucking cock
.''Make me do it, baby. Make me do it''

I reached over and put my finger to Ratzy's soaking
wet pussy, teasing her clit mercilessly. Ratzy
.whimpered, knowing I had her

She moaned in despair and passion as she filled her
mouth with Shmiel's cock. Her big tits rested on
Shmiel's thighs as she worked her mouth up and down on
Shmiel's cock. Her pussy was dripping thick rivulets
of juice as she tried not to gag on his big dick, and
then she slipped her mouth off his cock and ran her
tongue around on the head, tasting his juice, running
her warm tongue down the thick shaft, and licking the
.hot flesh of Shmiel's thick rod

Shmiel looked over at me and begged, ''I need to cum in
.''her face

.''I nodded. ''If she wants you to

Ratzy looked up at us and ran her tongue over her full
lips. ''Ooh, baby... spurt lots of hot cum on me. Do it
right in my face...'' She let her tongue slip from
between her lips and ran it around and around the head
of Shmiel's cock. Shmiel spasmed and grabbed her with
both hands, pushing his cock into her mouth, pumping
into her now, using her lovely mouth like the lips of
a pussy. She groaned around the cock she was sucking
and I saw everyone jacking off as we waited for Shmiel
to cum. He jerked her by the hair, pulling her mouth
off his cock. She closed her eyes and turned her face
.up so that his cock was poised inches from her chin
She reached up and wrapped her hand around the thick
slab of meat and jacked him off. It took maybe five or
six strokes for Shmiel to start spurting cum all over
Ratzy's face. Thick, white streams of sperm splattered
across her chin and mouth, then more of it spurted
.lower down across both of her luscious boobs

She kept pumping his cock as another stream of cum
splattered deep into the valley of her cleavage, then
,another glob of it landing right on one of her hard
thick nipples. He pulled her closer to his cock as the
.spurts tapered off, making her take them on her lips
She moaned and opened her eyes to look at his dick in
front of her. She let him push it in her mouth and
sucked cum from it before leaning back and rubbing the
head around and around on her face. Shmiel groaned and
tried to stop her, but she held onto his cock and
sucked the head into her mouth again, cleaning his cum
. off of it

I grabbed her then and pulled her over to me, pushing
my own hard cock into her mouth. She began bobbing her
head up and down, Shmiel's sperm oozing down off her
chin and jawbone, hanging there in thick rivulets. I
felt cum surge up from my balls and spurt into my
wife's mouth. She choked, and pulled away, a big glob
of cum spilling from her mouth and oozing down her
chin. I pushed my cock back into her mouth and spurted
more thick juice into her. It felt agonizingly
.pleasurable to spurt cum into her hot little mouth
She let me finish cumming in her mouth, then when I
slid my cock out from between her lips, she pushed my
cum out of her mouth with her tongue. I was amazed at
how much I had given her. It was so thick and
plentiful that it slid down her chin and hung in one
long glob down to her breasts. She gasped for air and
.looked up at me

Make me cum...'' she pleaded. I looked over at the''
.other guys who were jacking themselves off

Let them cum on you first.'' I was possessed with an''
insane urge to totally show off my wife's incredible
sexual powers to all my friends. She gave me a slutty
little smile and walked over to the rest of them, her
face and tits covered in cum. There were four of them
sitting there, right past me and Shmiel, pumping their
cocks. She leaned over Duvid's cock so that her
cum-splattered tits touched his dick. She cupped her
tits in her hand and spread them apart so that Duvid's
hard cock slid between them. She jacked him off with
her tits until he spurted a fountain of hot cum
.between them. She groaned as he came between her tits
.''Ooooh, yeah... do it, do my tits... cum on them''

She finished Duvid and then moved over to Aryeh Leib
who pointed his cock at her tits and spurted almost
immediately. His cum leapt from his dick and landed on
her tits and then on her lips. She leaned back and
drooled his cum from her lips onto her breasts as he
,continued spurting on her. When Aryeh Leib finished
Ratzy stood up and smeared all of our cum around on
.her breasts and reveled in what it felt like

Oooh, I like this a lot! More. I want more cum.'' She''
,moved to Ari and knelt in front of him. ''In my face
.''big boy. Do it right on my pretty face

Ari could hardly breathe as he pumped his thick cock
,over my wife's full lips. Then she opened her mouth
and Ari tilted his cock downward to spurt his cum
there. She stuck her tongue out and Ari coated it with
,his cum. She let him fill her mouth with his sperm
then turned so that we could all see her holding it in
.her mouth

Everyone groaned as if on cue and watched her swallow
the thick goo. Avrem'l was next and he was close to
dying, I think. He let Ratzy take his cock in her hand
and rub it around on her sperm-slicked lips. She
watched him as she jacked him off and then licked the
underside of his cock with her tongue. She leaned down
a bit and sucked his balls into her mouth while she
continued to jack him off. He let out a tortured cry
and she released his balls to plunge her mouth down on
his cock. We watched as Avrem'l spasmed and pumped
Ratzy's mouth with quick, short strokes, obviously
filling her mouth with his cum. Ratzy made hot little
noises as she received his offering and then she
leaned backward and let Avrem'l's cum ooze from
between her lips and slide down her chin to join the
rest of ours on her breasts. She spread her legs right
there on the floor and started fingering herself while
.we watched, our cocks hanging semi-rigid beneath us
She grunted and masurbated her own pussy with her
fingers, her tits bobbing and jiggling as she brought
.herself closer to an orgasm

With one hand plunging deep into her pussy, she began
kneading her breasts with her other hand. First one
huge boob, then the other, smearing our mixed cum all
over them. Now, she pulled on her nipple, moaning in
pleasure. With our hands now seriously pumping our own
cocks again, we watched as Ratzy pulled her nipple
into her mouth and began sucking on her own tit, her
moans growing louder and louder. She stuck her tongue
.out and hungrily lapped our cum off her huge melons
Looking around, I saw everyone's cocks were at full
.attention again, as was mine

I knew that sucking cum off her own tits was one of
her biggest turn-ons, and that she'd be needing dick
very soon. I thought I saw her eyeing Shmiel's cock
hungrily and my jealousy came back. Ratzy noticed that
. I saw where she was looking and she grinned wickedly

Getting off the floor, she took me and sat me on the
floor, my back leaning against the wall. She then got
on her knees in front of me and started giving me a
second blow job, this time much slower and more
sensuous. She ran her tongue along the length of my
shaft, then made slow agonizing circles on my
cock-head with her tongue, while her delicate fingers
. teasingly ran up and down my shaft

,While she was blowing me, her ass was to the chevra
,and she was swaying it and arching it in circles
tantalizing them. I saw them jacking their cocks for
dear life, their eyes bulging at her dripping pussy
displayed to them from between her legs, and I wanted
to ram my cock up that naughty snatch and show my
friends how I could make her beg. But she was giving
me a blow job like I had never received till then, and
I was helpless to move. After gently sucking on my
balls while her hands squeezed my shaft, she plunged
,my cock into her mouth, cupping my sack in her palms
feeling as my sack tightened with each suck of her
lips over my cock. She went faster and faster, then
suddenly, when I was ready to explode, stopped, and
.started all over again

Knowing she had me glued, my wife turned her face a
drop and with a finger sticky with my pre-cum, she
teasingly beckoned Shmiel to come behind her. She
would get his cock after all, with me watching and
helpless to stop her. With one hand and her mouth
still pleasuring my cock, Ratzy grabbed Shmiel's cock
,from behind her with her other hand, and stroked it
moaning into my cock. She pulled Shmiel onto his knees
behind her and guided his cock to the opening of her
.dripping heaven

Shmiel didn't need a second invitation. He grabbed her
buns with his hands, kneading them, sending my wife
into a fit over my cock. She was sucking me, almost
devouring my entire length, making me numb from
pleasure. Shmiel was teasing her clit, playing his
cock-head at the opening of her pussy, making her want
him badly. Desperate for that thick, long cock, Ratzy
bucked her ass, pushing back, wanting to swallow my
.friend's cock in her tight tunnel

Shmiel held off her another second, then he too just
needed her, and he plunged his cock roughly up my
wife's cunt. Ratzy gagged on my cock. She held onto me
to steady heself, then rhythmically sucking on my
cock, she began pumping back over Shmiel's pounding
dick. I felt every time he banged into her, as she
took my shaft more in her mouth, then let it slide out
till next bang from Shmiel. There was no way I could
hold off any longer, and without warning I shot my
. load into my wife's mouth

5:35
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i fuckin love fucking israel

2006-06-14T13:22:00.000-07:00

im getting emails and a few comments complaining about my israel bashing

r u guys nuts?

with a million bucks id live there

but cmon guys

u got a nazi govt

the charedim r fucked up

theres no fucking hydro( (here in ny 24/7 from like a lot of different dealers)

u got the nazi police

BTW im gonna start sending u guys money out there

shit for balls/messiah/god u get 20 bucks per post. concerened charedi and concerned charedi mother willl get the same. redmutt: u want cash? write!

buttfuckshprintzy has been quiet of late and theres too much fucking intelectual or sentimental bullshit on Rishus these days

so fuckers lets start fucking

shitty israelis!

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2006-06-13T14:08:00.004-07:00

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Yesh said...
I dont condone most of what i read on this site but i would like to thank you for the kind eulogy for my close friend Yossi. I run a blog in his memory myfriendyossi.blogspot.com

3:40 AM

the New (original but forgotten ) Torah

2006-06-13T07:02:00.002-07:00

reparation of the first sin will happen when odom fucks chava and the snake watches and enjoys watching odom and chavah without joining in.

jealousy is the root of all sin.

i once heard a vort repeated from a chabad mashpia that "real ahavas yisroel means that when u hear that ur friend did a real big avairoh, u shud be happy for him since he enjoyed himself".

perhaps this is the deepest of the deep

i think wat its saying is that when u admonish somebody, according to chassidus u have to love the guy so much to the extent that it "covers over" ur friends sin. now, wat chasidis is saying is that in 99.9% of the occurrences the person admonishing is doing so out of jealousy or anger or something satanic. ie. he is not admonishing u because u r breaking gods life force he is doing it because he, himself i.e. the admonisher is stained with the same stain

in the zohar it says that god allowed kayin to kill hevel because hevel saw that his brother is suffering and did nothing to help him

a frum jew who sees his brother suffering in evil and does nothing to help him is a murderer

the hundreds of thousands of jews throughout the ages who were chased away from god and yiddishkeit ala satmar today are true killers

there are already seven ex-frummies who i know personally who r now dead

they killed themselves.

the last one being yossi reinman in israel last week.

u c rishus believes in god the torah and chasidis. but rishus only believes in true chasidis.

there r many holy great benevolent charedim who we at rishus applaud.

but then there are the hypocritical fucking frauds in the frum community, and although a minority, they kill charedi judaism

ala a writer of the rishus editorial staff was kicked out of a wedding in jerusalem by a charedi american ex-litvak fuck

and another rishus writer, a convert, has written how badly he was treated by certain rabbis and people in the frum community

hashem hears the cry of the weak, the poor the dispossessed.

too many of my friends have been tortured by frum rabbis and jews. and most people i know were molested in the charedi community.

for gods mission to work the new torah calls for

loving ur fellow jew the way shlomo carlebach wanted u to love him will be taught and emphasized as a mitzva akin to believing in god

that every jew, no matter wat, is ultimately a part of god mamosh and in truth that is all he really is

every mishmeres hatznius type of organization will be dismantled

every litvish yeshiva will be closed

every mussar sefer burnt

every litvish rabbi sent to chasidish boot camp

every person in the world will be part of the Danish model for social welfare (they take care of u cradle to grave).

free education with stipend for all up to a phd

marijuana is legal and everything else too

fruedian psychoanalys is mandatory for every living human being in the entire world

kabbalah and chasidis taught to every living being from the age of four

more to come

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rishus supports israel in the war

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is the fucker dead yet?

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and allah? allah can suck my dick!

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